Navy Hires Active Duty Drag Queen To Combat Sinking Recruitment

Jimbuna · 05-04-23, 01:18 PM

I'm quite happy I was a convincing liar when first crossing-the-line having been believed when I said it wasn't my first time.

Rockstar · 05-04-23, 01:32 PM

If the backlash over the Budweiser brouhaha is any indication. This may very well back fire for the recruiters as well.

ET2SN · 05-04-23, 02:12 PM

Those cases of Bud that got shot-up had to be bought, first.

Bud Light will go on sale for a couple of weeks, livers will still get pickled, life will go on.

Ignore the headline and consider the real problem. The USN (and the rest of the military) has a recruiting problem. Most of the services are now running "pre-boot-camps" to whip the little butterball's into shape so they can pass the basic PRT.
Meanwhile, try having a conversation with a twenty year old.

"I want to do just like Joe Blow on YouTube".
"Well, you realize that is an entertainment channel and..
PUT THE PHONE DOWN..look at me while I'm talking."
"Whatever.."

Skybird · 05-04-23, 03:03 PM

Every weekend free entry for cadets at the table dance bar. Problem solved.

ET2SN · 05-04-23, 03:41 PM

You're thinking like a Boomer.

Have you ever met an In-cel?

Replace the strip bar with a Steam Download Cafe and you may be on to something.

mapuc · 05-04-23, 03:46 PM

Later they meet at the Blue Oyster

Markus

Jimbuna · 05-05-23, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

Later they meet at the Blue Oyster

Markus

I hear you're a regular attendee

05-04-23, 01:18 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,000 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm quite happy I was a convincing liar when first crossing-the-line having been believed when I said it wasn't my first time. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-04-23, 03:03 PM	#4
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,719 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Every weekend free entry for cadets at the table dance bar. Problem solved. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

05-04-23, 03:46 PM	#6
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,568 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Later they meet at the Blue Oyster Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

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05-04-23, 01:32 PM	#2
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	If the backlash over the Budweiser brouhaha is any indication. This may very well back fire for the recruiters as well.

05-04-23, 02:12 PM	#3
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Those cases of Bud that got shot-up had to be bought, first. Bud Light will go on sale for a couple of weeks, livers will still get pickled, life will go on. Ignore the headline and consider the real problem. The USN (and the rest of the military) has a recruiting problem. Most of the services are now running "pre-boot-camps" to whip the little butterball's into shape so they can pass the basic PRT. Meanwhile, try having a conversation with a twenty year old. "I want to do just like Joe Blow on YouTube". "Well, you realize that is an entertainment channel and.. PUT THE PHONE DOWN..look at me while I'm talking." "Whatever.."

05-04-23, 03:41 PM	#5
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,652 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	You're thinking like a Boomer. Have you ever met an In-cel? Replace the strip bar with a Steam Download Cafe and you may be on to something.