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Old 02-05-23, 12:04 PM   #1
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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Old 02-06-23, 11:46 AM   #2
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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
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Old 02-07-23, 01:07 PM   #3
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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Old 02-08-23, 09:27 AM   #4
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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
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Old 02-08-23, 03:03 PM   #5
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^ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Old 02-10-23, 06:15 AM   #7
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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