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Chief of the Boat
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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#2 |
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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
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^ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
Groucho Marx
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>^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong. |
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#6 |
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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#7 |
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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