Starting a new venture: SUBSIM Coffee Company (April Fool 2022)

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My dad's brutal cowboy coffee hyper caffeine-fix on campouts was also favorite for my Civil War reenactors 14th Tennessee company 3day outings: one full pot of water brought to a boil over the fire; one cup ground french roast beans poured in; two egg shell to settle the grounds; pour into regulation tin cups-serves 10... hardtack biscuit optional! made for a lotta laggerd "Coffee Coolers'' not marchin' into battle!

Coffee cooler: Soldiers who hid behind the battle lines during combat, brewing, drinking coffee until the danger was passed.

We won't even discuss the long nights 40 years trukkin' or security details using straight-up black java to stay wide---awake & bushy-tailed over the road or on the job; I don't take sugar of cream! ...