Want to have one one killed?

August · 12-12-21, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

https://rentahitman.com/

Here is a website for you.

There is one catch though. They will report you to the police.

You just can't trust no one on the Internets Tubes.

But really, who would be dumb enough to hire a hitman over the Internet?

https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/12/us/hi...cec/index.html

A Michigan woman faces prison after trying to hire an assassin through a fake website

(there is more fun stuff in the article)

What's the world coming to when you can't order a hit on someone without being turned it to the cops!!!

Did I read that right that it's not the cops or FBI running the website but a private individual just out trolling for would be murderers?

I wonder if his people ring a bell at the office like real estate agents do when they make a sale:

"Charlie is leading this month with a messy divorce, two workplace disputes and a contested inheritance but Sue is right behind with a Hollywood contract on the Three Amigos and DING!, Bill is in the hunt with a double hit marital infidelity job. Well done folks!"

Platapus · 12-12-21, 01:17 PM

From what I understood from the article it is one guy.

He waits 24 hours to allow people to "cool down" Then he contacts them and asks them if they really wish to Rent-a-hitman. If they say yes, he forwards the information to the local Police Department for investigation.

Jeff-Groves · 12-12-21, 02:14 PM

I take it they don't have any Openings for a Travelling Hit Man then.

Jimbuna · 12-12-21, 02:18 PM

"THE DARK WEB IS NOT SAFE, BUT WE ARE!"

Jeff-Groves · 12-12-21, 02:27 PM

Oh! They do have an application page!
Wonder how long after I fill it out the USA version of Jimbuna would kick down my door?

Ostfriese · 12-12-21, 02:43 PM

It's always amazing that after more than 25 years of THE INTERNEZ you can still lure people out with hilariously idiotic things

Skybird · 12-12-21, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Want to have one killed?

One...? More than one! Do I get a quantity discount? Or is there a valued customer program?

Jeff-Groves · 12-12-21, 05:23 PM

I sent them a message asking about that.

12-12-21, 01:17 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	From what I understood from the article it is one guy. He waits 24 hours to allow people to "cool down" Then he contacts them and asks them if they really wish to Rent-a-hitman. If they say yes, he forwards the information to the local Police Department for investigation. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-12-21, 02:18 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"THE DARK WEB IS NOT SAFE, BUT WE ARE!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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12-12-21, 02:14 PM	#3
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,655 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	I take it they don't have any Openings for a Travelling Hit Man then.

12-12-21, 02:27 PM	#5
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,655 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	Oh! They do have an application page! Wonder how long after I fill it out the USA version of Jimbuna would kick down my door?

12-12-21, 02:43 PM	#6
Ostfriese Sea Lord Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 1,875 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It's always amazing that after more than 25 years of THE INTERNEZ you can still lure people out with hilariously idiotic things

12-12-21, 05:23 PM	#8
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,655 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	I sent them a message asking about that.