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05-03-21, 11:45 AM | #16 |
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Bambi... number three in a series
I found this wrapped up in tissue paper and hidden in the pantry about an hour ago. She says she bought it in a charity shop a while back because she "had an idea" (meaning some kind of craft project) I said "Here's an idea... chuck it in the bin"
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05-03-21, 12:23 PM | #17 |
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If it's made of brass or bronze?
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05-03-21, 12:26 PM | #18 | |
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05-03-21, 12:50 PM | #19 |
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^ Oh DEER ..
I think it could look quite good in the right environment On the other hand, if it's made of brass or bronze, you could melt it and create another sculpture
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05-03-21, 01:51 PM | #20 |
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05-03-21, 02:16 PM | #21 |
Starte das Auto
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It's ceramic with a chromed metal glaze, probably not heavy enough to beat me to death with... but it did make me feel a little ill when I first saw it
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05-03-21, 02:18 PM | #22 |
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BTW, if you look closely, the deer in back is pushing the deer in front in a direction it wasn't even thinking about.
If you look even more closely, the deer in front is wearing its favorite football jersey and holding a remote. |
05-03-21, 02:29 PM | #23 |
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Looks like a classic case of 'dear porn' to me.
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05-03-21, 02:39 PM | #24 |
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Indeed! Poor Eich: sneakkin' around his own pantry, finding secret wifey projects...he's in a bit of a springtime rut to say the least.
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05-03-21, 03:27 PM | #25 | |
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Best of 2021 right there!
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05-04-21, 09:00 PM | #26 |
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a nice creamer for your coffee and you're complaining.
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05-04-21, 09:20 PM | #27 |
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Spot on there mate, a damned good creamer especially when having guests.
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05-05-21, 02:36 AM | #28 |
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Use it as ammunition for a high pressure air cannon. You only lived when you flattened someone with a golden bambi.
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05-05-21, 09:52 PM | #29 | |
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Dude, our wives must never, ever meet!
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05-06-21, 03:56 AM | #30 |
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And I wonder whether our wives secretly met before
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