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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.
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#317 |
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My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese!
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#318 |
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Why wife loves to role-play in bed. She usually pretends to be a coma patient.
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#319 |
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Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.
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#320 |
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My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.
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#321 |
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What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
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#322 |
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The following conversation took place while on safari.
Wife: Wow those hippos are really fat and ugly, are they relatives of yours? Me: Yeah, they’re my in-laws
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#323 |
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My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.
Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.
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#324 |
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BOO!!! HISS!!!
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#326 |
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Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have antybodies.
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#327 |
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Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed.
Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents.
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#328 |
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Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.
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#329 |
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My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.
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#330 |
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I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.
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