Women are better drivers than men

[Eichhörnchen]

I don't go in for lies, damned lies or statistics; I much prefer the evidence of my own eyes...

There's a narrow two-lane road comes off one of our town roundabouts, at the end of which you can either go straight on into a store unloading bay, turn left into a large car park serving a run of shops (Halfords, Pets at Home etc), or turn right into the ALDI car park. Today, the blonde woman driving the car in front of us indicated she wanted to go into the car park on the left but then suddenly she stopped. She set off again but turned to the right instead. Then she stopped again, this time with her vehicle straddled diagonally across both lanes. She then put the thing into reverse; she'd concluded that she didn't want to be here at all and that she was going to turn around right here... on the access road... in front of all the other cars queueing to get in. No, she wasn't going to waste time continuing on and turning in one of the car parks.

And there's more....

I finally got parked in the ALDI car park and switched on the radio while Moira went in. After a while a blonde woman turned up and got into the car on my right. She started up and there followed a loud grinding noise as she tried to drive it up onto the kerb and over the pedestrian walkway in front of us. She changed her mind about this, reversed and drove off, without even getting out for a look.

Just saying....