Hugh Hefner is dead...maybe

u crank · 09-28-17, 06:30 PM

When I was in high school in 1967 there was this guy who we all thought was a little strange. His name was Murray and he was very smart but somewhat eccentric. Also a very proud teenage Scotsman who would wear a kilt to school on Robbie Burns day. One day in history class the teacher asked us what magazines we were reading to keep up with current events. A few people said Time, Life etc. Murray spoke up and said.."Playboy has excellent articles in every issue." The silence was deafening and finally the embarrassed teacher said.."anyone else?". It goes without saying that Murray's street cred went up a 100% with us guys after that.

09-28-17, 06:30 PM	#1
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,746 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	When I was in high school in 1967 there was this guy who we all thought was a little strange. His name was Murray and he was very smart but somewhat eccentric. Also a very proud teenage Scotsman who would wear a kilt to school on Robbie Burns day. One day in history class the teacher asked us what magazines we were reading to keep up with current events. A few people said Time, Life etc. Murray spoke up and said.."Playboy has excellent articles in every issue." The silence was deafening and finally the embarrassed teacher said.."anyone else?". It goes without saying that Murray's street cred went up a 100% with us guys after that. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

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