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02-29-16, 01:05 PM
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Starte das Auto
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When someone tells you we had a thread just like this already
 http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=217853
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02-29-16, 01:13 PM
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Starte das Auto
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I was leaving a shop today where you always get hassled on the way out by a woman selling windows. I was ready for it today and before the girl waiting at the exit could speak, I assured her I didn't need any new windows; mine were all renewed five years ago.
"I can't sell you any windows", she said... I'm a lawyer.
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02-29-16, 01:25 PM
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Lucky Jack
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017.  To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! 
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02-29-16, 02:28 PM
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Chief of the Boat
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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03-01-16, 09:12 AM
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Planesman
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Just recently, well last Friday I had to walk into one of those adult stores to pick up some pipe tobacco. I generally try to avoid those places at all costs as I feel like a creep going in there and I have no need to buy anything in one of those establishments. Anyways I get what I need and I'm about to bail the hell out of there when I look over and saw one of my old classmates with a considerable stack of "movies". We exchanged brief eye contact, I nodded his direction, then walked briskly away without looking back. It's not that I have a problem with people buying those sorts of things, it's just that there are certain parts of a person's private life I don't want to get to know. Needless to say we didn't talk to each other at our class reunion party.
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03-02-16, 12:53 AM
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Starte das Auto
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I was just wondering: we've got these "E-cigarettes" now... has anyone produced an "E-pipe" yet?
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03-02-16, 09:57 AM
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E-Cigars?
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03-02-16, 01:34 PM
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Starte das Auto
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I think that E-technology has probably passed that particular generation by; I have just one friend now who smokes a pipe, and he has only the most tenuous grasp on life
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03-03-16, 11:57 AM
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Starte das Auto
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The Awkward Situation:
I was once an Army Cadet Platoon Sergeant (kind of a Dad's Army for boys) and returning to the drill hall from manouevres one Summer evening, we approached a layabout who called out "Left-right-left-right". I halted the platoon and walked up to him, getting right inside his personal space.
I had no idea what his reaction might be, but he calmly lit up a fag and walked away...
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