I'm new(ish). Coincidentally, I just made a really dumb set of mistakes.

[Sailor Steve]

Not at you, or your misfortunes, but at your descriptions of them.

Originally Posted by PETC

For some reason none of this set off red flags.

No major damage, as long as I don't need the radio, or the periscope...

...and switch to my external Cheater Cam. What I saw froze me.

Then I went to change my pants.

Very good stuff. I'm also glad you mentioned your empty patrols. I've had more than my share, and I enjoy them just as much as the more exciting ones.