The Oldest Joke in the Book... Plus 11 Others!

Garion · 07-14-14, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I have never heard my wife break wind in 18 years...she says a lady must not do that...

and breaking wind is a mood killer for her, hell, I've turned purple and doubled over in pain holding one in....

My wife is NOT a lady, we have farting contests in bed during the winter, free heat with little effort.

Ah, the Joys of ageing

Must post this before she sees it .......

Cheers

Gary

vanjast · 07-14-14, 01:44 PM

Ja.. but you live in Scotland !!

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07-14-14, 01:44 PM	#2
vanjast Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Somewhere else now Posts: 1,740 Downloads: 825 Uploads: 4	Ja.. but you live in Scotland !!