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07-12-14, 05:06 AM
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Sumerian fart jokes don't age well.
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07-12-14, 06:01 AM
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Considering the ages of Sumerian children when they were betrothed, it is more likely that the wife might poop in her husbands lap.
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07-12-14, 11:56 AM
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07-12-14, 12:36 PM
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Navy Seal
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Odd, I thought this was the oldest:
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07-12-14, 12:48 PM
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No. Oldest English joke, maybe. The Sumerians predated that by 3500 years.
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07-12-14, 02:17 PM
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I have never heard my wife break wind in 18 years...she says a lady must not do that...
and breaking wind is a mood killer for her, hell, I've turned purple and doubled over in pain holding one in....
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07-14-14, 06:01 AM
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Navy Seal
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07-14-14, 07:51 AM
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Sea Lord
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'Better out, than in' ... says the big green guy
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07-14-14, 11:50 AM
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My wife is NOT a lady, we have farting contests in bed during the winter, free heat with little effort.  Ah, the Joys of ageing  Must post this before she sees it .......  Cheers Gary |
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07-14-14, 01:44 PM
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Sea Lord
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Ja.. but you live in Scotland !!
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