Happy B-Day Wolferz

soopaman2 · 07-03-14, 09:50 AM

Happy birthday!

No ancient jokes, no mummy references, or suggestions to cut you open and count the rings and check the rainfall at the turn of the century.

Nope, no old jokes here.

TarJak · 07-03-14, 09:53 AM

Happy birthday you old fart. Hope it's a good one.

nikimcbee · 07-03-14, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Happy birthday!

No ancient jokes, no mummy references, or suggestions to cut you open and count the rings and check the rainfall at the turn of the century.

Nope, no old jokes here.

So just as a safety precaution, when Wolferz blowz out the candles, make sure you wear this asbestos suit when we sing happy birthday.

Wolferz · 07-03-14, 10:01 AM

I'm only six!

Decades.

Thanks guys.

And to think, I was only 2.5 hours short of being a firecracker.
I was a premature exploder.

soopaman2 · 07-03-14, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I'm only six!

Decades.

Thanks guys.

And to think, I was only 2.5 hours short of being a firecracker.
I was a premature exploder.

Hey at least the "fuse" still works, eh?

Gimme them ribs, you.

Aktungbby · 07-03-14, 10:52 AM

Armistead · 07-03-14, 11:04 AM

To my good friend for many years and many more to come.
Salute on your day....

Wolferz · 07-03-14, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

To my good friend for many years and many more to come.
Salute on your day....

Are difficult to come by. Some are even more difficult to get rid of.

See? I told you a party in the bilge was a good idea.

07-03-14, 09:50 AM	#1
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Happy birthday! No ancient jokes, no mummy references, or suggestions to cut you open and count the rings and check the rainfall at the turn of the century. Nope, no old jokes here. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

07-03-14, 10:01 AM	#4
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	HEY! I'm only six! Decades. Thanks guys. And to think, I was only 2.5 hours short of being a firecracker. I was a premature exploder. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-03-14, 10:52 AM	#6
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,049 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	happy birthday __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

07-03-14, 11:04 AM	#7
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	To my good friend for many years and many more to come. Salute on your day.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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07-03-14, 09:53 AM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Happy birthday you old fart. Hope it's a good one.