Is it true?

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by CCIP

We'll scramble our fighter jets!
That's right, both of them!

I've only seen one and it had no engine.

[Flamebatter90]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I've only seen one and it had no engine.

Justin Bieber?

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by les green01

what have you been smoking

Originally Posted by Flamebatter90

Justin Bieber?

Yeaaaahhh, that'd prolly do it...

[Catfish]

I think it is good satire..

Just imagine what a westerner would think, when another nation did what the US does, to him.

[AVGWarhawk]

We know the story is incorrect. Obama is playing golf and cannot be disturbed over trivialities like a airstrike in Denver.

[Dread Knot]

Originally Posted by Catfish

I think it is good satire..

Just imagine what a westerner would think, when another nation did what the US does, to him.

Not difficult to imagine if it happened here in a major American city. Such a strike would be followed by a brief outburst of patriotic euphoria as parking space would suddenly be available. Plus, the gun nuts would have an excuse to shoot at anything that moves in the sky.

This period of euphoria would be followed by a period of disappointment as the government decides to turn said parking space into an urban park with some banal name like Freedom park, Independence Park, etc. Lawyers clean up on the lawsuits.

Within three months disappointment morphs into faux outrage as some local imam has the effrontery to try and build a mosque within three blocks of the park that nobody wanted in the first place.

In six months a flurry of conspiracy theories emerge that state that the city was actually bombed by FEMA, the Illuminati, Da Jooz, the Reptile Overlords, Chemtrail Ken. In short by everbody but whom the government claims did it.

[AVGWarhawk]

Originally Posted by Dread Knot

Not difficult to imagine if it happened here in a major American city. Such a strike would be followed by a brief outburst of patriotic euphoria as parking space would suddenly be available. Plus, the gun nuts would have an excuse to shoot at anything that moves in the sky.

This period of euphoria would be followed by a period of disappointment as the government decides to turn said parking space into an urban park with some banal name like Freedom park, Independence Park, etc. Lawyers clean up on the lawsuits.

Within three months disappointment morphs into faux outrage as some local imam has the effrontery to try and build a mosque within three blocks of the park that nobody wanted in the first place.

In six months a flurry of conspiracy theories emerge that state that the city was actually bombed by FEMA, the Illuminati, Da Jooz, the Reptile Overlords, Chemtrail Ken. In short by everbody but whom the government claims did it.

I see a recurring theme here.

[Mittelwaechter]

Phoo!

I feared Syria could be under massive US attack tomorrow, for owning printed Google maps of Colorado.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Dread Knot

Not difficult to imagine if it happened here in a major American city. Such a strike would be followed by a brief outburst of patriotic euphoria as parking space would suddenly be available. Plus, the gun nuts would have an excuse to shoot at anything that moves in the sky.

This period of euphoria would be followed by a period of disappointment as the government decides to turn said parking space into an urban park with some banal name like Freedom park, Independence Park, etc. Lawyers clean up on the lawsuits.

Within three months disappointment morphs into faux outrage as some local imam has the effrontery to try and build a mosque within three blocks of the park that nobody wanted in the first place.

In six months a flurry of conspiracy theories emerge that state that the city was actually bombed by FEMA, the Illuminati, Da Jooz, the Reptile Overlords, Chemtrail Ken. In short by everbody but whom the government claims did it.

That entire synopsis is already in the history books for 14 years this September.