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Old 04-02-14, 06:14 PM   #1
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Default AMA's opinion of the ACA

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the

Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the

Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Washington!

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Old 04-02-14, 06:23 PM   #2
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It's funny because it's true!
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Old 04-02-14, 06:52 PM   #3
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Wow!
You stumbled on Obamacare.
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Old 04-02-14, 08:47 PM   #4
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I nice summary of...something.
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Old 04-02-14, 09:01 PM   #5
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The last line was the best, and oh so true.
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Old 04-03-14, 05:00 AM   #6
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Old 04-03-14, 06:45 AM   #7
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That was pretty good. Loved the punch line,.
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