Pay-per-minute cafe opens

Wolferz · 01-15-14, 01:33 PM

I can hear you gents becoming obese.

Not you, Jim unless they serve a good Vindaloo.

Schroeder · 01-15-14, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I can hear you gents becoming obese.

Not you, Jim because you already are

Fixed that for you.

Wolferz · 01-15-14, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Fixed that for you.

Not Jim...

Jimbuna · 01-15-14, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Fixed that for you.

Wolferz · 01-15-14, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

You're hitting him, aren't you?

Carry on.

Jimbuna · 01-15-14, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

You're hitting him, aren't you?

Carry on.

nikimcbee · 01-15-14, 06:25 PM

This made our news here, not Jim, the café.

Penguin · 01-16-14, 07:16 AM

3 pence per minute, that's about 1300 pounds a month. Regarding London's prices it might be cheaper living in the cafe than renting an apartment

- and the food and beverages are already included.

antikristuseke · 01-17-14, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I can hear you gents becoming obese.

Not you, Jim because you already are.

Fixed that for you.

Stop making fun of Jim, he is in shape, round is a shape

STEED · 01-18-14, 07:58 AM

Better get the bankrupt papers out and processed.

Jimbuna · 01-18-14, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Better get the bankrupt papers out and processed.

Let me finish my cheeseburgers first

Wolferz · 01-21-14, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Let me finish my cheeseburgers first

This is the moment they sic the little Chinese grandma on you...
You been here too long! You go away now! Take cot with you!

soopaman2 · 01-21-14, 11:38 PM

I would hate to have to clean the undersides of the table in any internet cafe, considering the lonely black rimmed glasses wearing hipsters that frequent such places. Typically lonely, or melancholy to the point of coolness.

I came up with a slogan.

The more you pay, the more you spray. 5 dollar coffee, no fiddling all day.

Pay me some cash, I won't tell anyone you are looking at Hentai.

Free napkins at the counter.

I was born to operate one of these places.

01-15-14, 01:33 PM	#1
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I can hear you gents becoming obese. Not you, Jim unless they serve a good Vindaloo. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	This made our news here, not Jim, the café. __________________

01-18-14, 07:58 AM	#10
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Better get the bankrupt papers out and processed. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-21-14, 11:38 PM	#13
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	I would hate to have to clean the undersides of the table in any internet cafe, considering the lonely black rimmed glasses wearing hipsters that frequent such places. Typically lonely, or melancholy to the point of coolness. I came up with a slogan. The more you pay, the more you spray. 5 dollar coffee, no fiddling all day. Pay me some cash, I won't tell anyone you are looking at Hentai. Free napkins at the counter. I was born to operate one of these places. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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01-16-14, 07:16 AM	#8
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	3 pence per minute, that's about 1300 pounds a month. Regarding London's prices it might be cheaper living in the cafe than renting an apartment - and the food and beverages are already included.