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12-21-13, 05:34 AM
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Navy Seal
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth
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That's their tale, I sit on mine...
They're really after that jolly old elf for interstate transport of goods and energy resources without the required permits or logs. Then there's the illegal dumping of waste from the sled's power plant.  They're still trying to develop an interceptor that can travel at "twinkling of an eye" speeds. Once they have some of those multi-billion dollar aircraft in the arsenal Santa's gonna be brought to justice or just toasted by a Fox air to air missile.  Sorry kids, it's for your protection. 
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12-21-13, 10:23 AM
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 Join Date: May 2013
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A different era, no doubt.
Today, I'd imagine some security agency barging into Sears CEO office asking questions, and whatnot 
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12-21-13, 04:33 PM
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Stowaway
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Why did NORAD start tracking Santa Claus?
To see how long it took him to cross the street?
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12-21-13, 05:27 PM
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Fleet Admiral
 Join Date: Oct 2006
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OK the real reason they track Santa Claus?
Strategic Annual National Technical Assessment of the Counterintelligence Logistic Activities in the United States Yeah, it's a cover for an op. It is Tippy Top Totally Secret. Now you are all indoced. Sign the NDA on the way out.
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