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[Wolferz]

Don't let these wankers lie to you chief. They'll be milking your account down at the local watering hole as often as they can.

Bartender: Hey Jim, what'll you have?"
Jimbuna: "Three beers"
Bartender: "Three bears beers?"
Jimbuna: " Might as well, one will be too warm. One will be too cold and I'll drink the one that's just right... after the other two of course."

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Bartender: And here's a HAMM'S (famous bear dancing on bartop commercial) from Aktungbby's personal stock! JIMBUNA: "Make that a sixpack to go but put it in a brown bag for appearances, I have my standards!"

I can assure you he has no such standard. With Jim it simply evaporates in the glass.

Originally Posted by TarJak

I can assure you he has no such standard.

Let's see.
Jim 'borrowed' a Limo,
hung out with a bunch of people he never met,
in a city he'd never been to before,
slept in the same room with those people,
and trusted his life to a crazy man driveing.

Nope. He has no standards.

[Jimbuna]

I sometimes wonder what that limo driver tells people about the crazy Brit that had him spin his car round on the freeway

[TarJak]

[Jimbuna]

Herr Wolfrang was probably told I was an international terrorist