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Old 09-29-13, 06:42 AM   #16
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He's visting a topless beach in South Australia.
I doubt he's be allowed entry through immigration
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Old 09-29-13, 07:41 AM   #18
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Old 09-29-13, 07:45 AM   #19
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Why should they not be allowed to do so?
I never understood what's so bad about breasts.
Hence...Nippelspanner?!!
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Old 09-29-13, 08:05 AM   #20
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Topless would be a distraction for sure. A lot of folks are still trying to wrap their heads around breast feeding in public.

I've seen better distractions...

I'm sitting in a service station in downtown Louisville one day fueling up the work truck when a fine looking lady parks and retrieves her toddler from the back seat. When she hoisted the little fellow up onto her hip, his shoe caught the hem of her skirt pulling it up and revealing her pantyhose and thong skivvies. She proceeded down the sidewalk with her bottom bared for all to see. An unfortunate ogling motorist caught a long glimpse. Long enough for him to slam into the back end of a police car that was stopped at the red light. The service station attendant and I both started

This incident may have spawned those public service bumper stickers that warn other drivers...
"Watch my ass not hers"
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Old 09-29-13, 09:13 AM   #21
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Topless would be a distraction for sure. A lot of folks are still trying to wrap their heads around breast feeding in public.

I've seen better distractions...

I'm sitting in a service station in downtown Louisville one day fueling up the work truck when a fine looking lady parks and retrieves her toddler from the back seat. When she hoisted the little fellow up onto her hip, his shoe caught the hem of her skirt pulling it up and revealing her pantyhose and thong skivvies. She proceeded down the sidewalk with her bottom bared for all to see. An unfortunate ogling motorist caught a long glimpse. Long enough for him to slam into the back end of a police car that was stopped at the red light. The service station attendant and I both started

This incident may have spawned those public service bumper stickers that warn other drivers...
"Watch my ass not hers"



I imagine we've all dang near wrecked checking women out...I totaled my truck looking at a girl in a bikini holding a car wash sign once. The problem was the idiot man in front of me damn near slammed on brakes getting a look while I was looking.
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There is no way I could go to the beach topless. Just the idea of sunburn is enough. So I always have to wear a hat.
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I tend to wear two for double the protection.

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There is no way I could go to the beach topless. Just the idea of sunburn is enough. So I always have to wear a hat.
Could approaching you on the beach be a violation of the Marine Mammal Act? My wife insists it is in my case!
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Not becouse it is bad , becouse it would be too good.
TWO good
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Could approaching you on the beach be a violation of the Marine Mammal Act? My wife insists it is in my case!
That's why I don't like sunbathing on the beach. Every time I do it, some well meaning people from Greenpeace start pushing me in the water.

Most embarrassing.
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That's why I don't like sunbathing on the beach. Every time I do it, some well meaning people from Greenpeace start pushing me in the water.

Most embarrassing.
Some how I have this vision of us (in the next life) sparring for supremacy in pinneped- beachmaster (elephant seal)fashion in the surf with eager females to the beachside and ravenous great whites to the Oceanside. Was actually approached by a protected Monk seal off Niihau while in my white T shirt (for decency in public)..the dive boat crew was thrilled! You cannot approach them but the law does not apply if they approach you...That's love Platybby!
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I tend to wear two for double the protection.

I'll try again....bloody ImageShack

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I'll try again....bloody ImageShack

Carumba! You are hereby awarded the Order of the Bath ... and a VIAGRA contract. you'll need a bigger sombrero...amidships but no need to set the stud'sls
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