Dear Steve Thread

[Father Goose]

Dr. Steve, the Subsim Bureau of Investigation sent me over here on an urgent matter. Their Article 32 investigation of then LCDR Williams uncovered several "leads" that they are pursuing. It appears that then LCDR Williams may have only been "the tip of the iceberg". Of course, I cannot go into detail regarding those leads, only to say they have reason to believe that two suspects may be entering the Subsim Psychiatric Hospital with the sole purpose of unlawfully extracting LTJG Williams from your facility.

The two friends/sympathizers are:
1) LCDR Ray Green, USN, aka "les green01". The Bureau has named this individual a target of an investigation suspecting activity similar in nature to LCDR Williams charges. LCDR Green appeared at the Article 32 Hearing unannounced and made an absurd request that LCDR Williams "stay on the USS Grenadier". After the hearing, LCDR Green was observed buying LTJG Williams a drink, believed to be an A&W Rootbeer.

2) an individual known around Subsim as "Cybermat47". There's not much known about this character other than he made a preposterous statement on the record that he believed LCDR Williams was "not guilty". The Bureau also suspects he may be involved in a black market ring on base related to loading electronic equipment in vans after hours.

If either of these individuals enter the Subsim Psychiatric Hospital the Bureau instructs you to call the MPs. The Bureau advises apprehending LCDR Green, taking him into custody and await charges to be filed. The Bureau advises apprehending Cybermat47 and escorting him off the premises. They do not want him detained due to ongoing surveillance.

Good day sir.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Father Goose

Dr. Steve, the Subsim Bureau of Investigation sent me over here on an urgent matter.

SBI? Not another acronym!. I hate acronyms! Never use 'em myself. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an important appointment to keep.

Armistead! Have you seen my SCUBA gear?

...two suspects...

You look pretty suspect yourself.

may be entering the Subsim Psychiatric Hospital with the sole purpose of unlawfully extracting LTJG Williams from your facility.

Told ya, I never heard of it.

Psst, Armistead. Did you change the sign on the front door?

The two friends/sympathizers are...

Why, oh why, would you want me to spy? I'd rather die.

[quote]...the Bureau instructs you to call the MPs.
Oh, great, more acronyms! What do want me to call them? It's well known that I don't normally use that kind of language.

Good day sir.

Yeah, have a nice day yourself.

Hippie.

[Armistead]

Dr Steve,

While you were on vacation, I incorporated us as "SPH". to protect our assets and seek tax relief. You signed the forms, but you sign all forms.

I contacted myself as Admiral in my capacity as Office Manager and myself as Admiral does indeed trust Capt. Goose to deliver messages as needed.

Do you want me to file a report in my capacity as Office Manager to myself as Admiral against Capt. Goose regarding your trust issues?

[Father Goose]

Dr. Steve,

When you return from scuba diving, please answer the following questions that have been requested by the court.

Regarding the charges that were filed by Dr. Steve O.L.D {or his office} against LTJG Williams / Article 89—Disrespect toward a superior commissioned officer based on statements made to Dr. Steve by LTJG Williams.

1) Did you file charges against LTJG Williams or were said charges filed by a member of your office?

2) If you filed charges, do you plan to prosecute as well? If so, will you use spell checking?

3) Where is LTJG Williams being held?


As to the subject of LTJG Williams mental competency please address the following court order:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Regarding further charges against LTJG Williams by Dr. Steve O.L.D, I hear by order LTJG Eugene Williams to be evaluated by Dr. Steve O.L.D. to determine if he is capable to stand trial regarding charges made by Dr. Steve O.L.D. If LTJG Eugene Williams has been found capable of combat by Dr. Steve O.L.D, and also found competent to stand trial of the second offense by Dr. Steve O.L.D, I order him taken in custody and delivered to this court for trial. I then also order counsel on his behalf and appoint Dr. Steve O.L.D to represent him.

4) What is your finding pertaining to LTJG Williams mental competency relating to combat fitness?

5) Is LTJG Williams competent to stand trial for the second offense by Dr. Steve O.L.D?

Good day sir.

Capt. Goose, USN

[Wolferz]

Lock 'em all up!
This Marzipan incident is closed. [ Bangs gavel ]

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Lock 'em all up!

I like this guy!

This Marzipan incident is closed. [ Bangs gavel ]

As long as I wasn't accused of taking it, I don't care!

[fireftr18]

Dear Steve,
Would you check on Armistead aka Admiral Armistead. I believe he has multiple personalities and has wrongly accused and charged LTJG Williams. I think it's Armistead that needs the help. Dealing with Wolferz all those years is probably what did it.

Either that or I drank too many Bilge Water Ales.

[Wolferz]

Either that or I drank too many Bilge Water Ales

Along with the shot of Torpedo juice dropped in the mug...
And then you went swimming.

Just for the record Doctor Steve, I've done nothing to Armistead that he hasn't already done to himself.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Just for the record Doctor Steve, I've done nothing to Armistead that he hasn't already done to himself.

Glad to hear it. Also glad to see someone not connected with this whole court-martial thing.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Dear Steve,
Would you check on Armistead aka Admiral Armistead. I believe he has multiple personalities and has wrongly accused and charged LTJG Williams. I think it's Armistead that needs the help. Dealing with Wolferz all those years is probably what did it.

Either that or I drank too many Bilge Water Ales.

First, the years dealing with Wolferz only related to the character of MWolfe1963. Wolferz has had lil to no effect on my character as Armistead in my capacity as Admiral, Office Manager or Ubirat.

You guys can laugh at all my beings..beins..{is that correct, can I say that} my characters, but you will respect me in my role as Admiral Armistead.

[Father Goose]

To: All Ubirats at the Subsim Psychiatric Hospital

An official message from Admiral Armistead regarding your recent comments.

Originally Posted by Armistead

Ignore the Ubirats, I will not deal with them in my capacity of Admiral. Please advise them I will not be made a fool of in my own court.

I will not have this court made a mockery of...This court and it's procedures will be respected.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

...but you will respect me in my role as Admiral Armistead.

Why? I've never done anything to deserve my respect. Why should he?

You.

Whatever.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Dear Steve,
Would you check on Armistead aka Admiral Armistead. I believe he has multiple personalities and has wrongly accused and charged LTJG Williams. I think it's Armistead that needs the help. Dealing with Wolferz all those years is probably what did it.

I don't care how many people he is, as long as they get the job done and I only have to write one paycheck.

Either that or I drank too many Bilge Water Ales.

I know a cure for that. $39.99 while supplies last!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Father Goose

Dr. Steve,

Never heard of 'im!

When you return from scuba diving, please answer the following questions that have been requested by the court.

What makes you think I'm ever coming back? Especially now?

Regarding the charges that were filed by Dr. Steve O.L.D {or his office} against LTJG Williams / Article 89—Disrespect toward a superior commissioned officer based on statements made to Dr. Steve by LTJG Williams.

The devil made me do it!

1) Did you file charges against LTJG Williams or were said charges filed by a member of your office?

No.

2) If you filed charges, do you plan to prosecute as well? If so, will you use spell checking?

No!

3) Where is LTJG Williams being held?

A thousand times no!

I mean, I don't know.

I mean, never heard of 'im.

4) What is your finding pertaining to LTJG Williams mental competency relating to combat fitness?

He's mad as a hatter! A little light in the loafers too, if you ask me.

Wait, that's Armistead. Or was that Armistead's assessment of me?

5) Is LTJG Williams competent to stand trial for the second offense by Dr. Steve O.L.D?

Boy, if I ever meet this Williams guy I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!

Maybe I should take a piece of his instead.

Good day sir.

Easy for you to say. You're not the one being badgered by some court git.

Capt. Goose, USN

Do that again and you better buy me dinner first!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

While you were on vacation, I incorporated us as "SPH". to protect our assets and seek tax relief. You signed the forms, but you sign all forms.

Why doesn't somebody tell me these things?!?

I contacted myself as Admiral in my capacity as Office Manager and myself as Admiral does indeed trust Capt. Goose to deliver messages as needed.

Fine, as long as I don't show up one day to find him sleeping on the couch!

Do you want me to file a report in my capacity as Office Manager to myself as Admiral against Capt. Goose regarding your trust issues?

I want you to keep these people away from me!

Groucho warned me there'd be days like this!