Ubirats in the bilges...The prequel

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

No, not at all. I can't be right all the time. just 99.999 % of the time.
Your 0.001% is chump change to the master of all he surveys.
Besides, I got a star for not peeing my pants in kindergarden. Boast the same you can not.

Are you attempting to take Steves' job?

I'm sure you've had more shameful moments, like the first time your wife saw you neeked...

I was potty trained before Kindergarden...

No, I wouldn't attempt to take over Steve's job of advanced grammer, but will point out very simple errors when I spot them...

[fireftr18]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

No, not at all. I can't be right all the time. just 99.999 % of the time.
Your 0.001% is chump change to the master of all he surveys.
Besides, I got a star for not peeing my pants in kindergarden. Boast the same you can not.

Are you attempting to take Steves' job?

Are you saying you're always right except for when you're wrong?

[Wolferz]

Are you saying you're always right except for when you're wrong?

Flip that and you get it right.

What I detest is people who tell me I'm wrong, even when I'm right.

But I'm not anal enough to prove anything to them.
For all Armistead knows, my usage of words in certain contexts could possibly be a (sic) thing or maybe I'm stupid. I'll let you be the judge.
Grammer was never my strong suit.
My grammer was slow, but she was old. Now she ain't moving at all.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Flip that and you get it right.

What I detest is people who tell me I'm wrong, even when I'm right.

But I'm not anal enough to prove anything to them.
For all Armistead knows, my usage of words in certain contexts could possibly be a (sic) thing or maybe I'm stupid. I'll let you be the judge.
Grammer was never my strong suit.
My grammer was slow, but she was old. Now she ain't moving at all.

I'm sorry you're sic, when I'm not feeling well I tend to make more mistakes.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

I'm sure you've had more shameful moments, like the first time your wife saw you neeked...

I was potty trained before Kindergarden...

No, I wouldn't attempt to take over Steve's job of advanced grammer, but will point out very simple errors when I spot them...

You went to kindergarten? I skipped right past that coloring book nonsense and went straight to first grade instead. Did you try clepping that class? Or were you having too much trouble staying inside the lines with those big fat crayons?

As to your other concern.... I 've never been neekid. Always a lapkid. knees hurt the tail bone too much.
My wife finds me quite attractive in a sick way.
If you're fishing for pictures, forget it. I'm not that kind of guy.

Let's not keep changing the subject... Where's your star?

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Let's not keep changing the subject... Where's your star?

He doesn't have one.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

You went to kindergarten? I skipped right past that coloring book nonsense and went straight to first grade instead. Did you try clepping that class? Or were you having too much trouble staying inside the lines with those big fat crayons?

As to your other concern.... I 've never been neekid. Always a lapkid. knees hurt the tail bone too much.
My wife finds me quite attractive in a sick way.
If you're fishing for pictures, forget it. I'm not that kind of guy.

Let's not keep changing the subject... Where's your star?

What star?
Oh, I see, you think you're special. I think you get on of those when you hit the 50th post mark here. It's something Neal doe's for the kids around here.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

He doesn't have one.

I don't want a star, I want one of those emblems you have, in fact, I want them all. I don't want to be a mod, just the emblem. Can you arrange that?

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Armistead

I don't want a star, I want one of those emblems you have, in fact, I want them all. I don't want to be a mod, just the emblem. Can you arrange that?

No problem....but can you afford the payment?

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

He doesn't have one.

What is the star for? I came to the forum today to find that I have one, but I have no idea why.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

What is the star for? I came to the forum today to find that I have one, but I have no idea why.

The Lord moves in mysterious circles at times

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

What star?
Oh, I see, you think you're special. I think you get on of those when you hit the 50th post mark here. It's something Neal doe's for the kids around here.

I am special. Special Ed. darrrrr!
My post count is well above 50 so that ain't it.
Dees Doe's Does.
If you're hungry for a snack... try Dee's Nutz
I forgive fat fingering the keyboard and apeak typo flvently.
Oh, wait. I just remembered that you have that drooling issue.

BUZZZ!
You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!

He's dead Jim. I'm a doctor. Not a mortician.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

No problem....but can you afford the payment?

Yes, just PM me your bank account numbers and I'll make a direct deposit.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I am special. Special Ed. darrrrr!
My post count is well above 50 so that ain't it.
Dees Doe's Does.
If you're hungry for a snack... try Dee's Nutz
I forgive fat fingering the keyboard and apeak typo fluently.

BUZZZ!
You are the weakest link.... Goodbye!

He's dead Jim. I'm a doctor. Not a mortician.

I doesnt care what your post is...

I see several now have stars, I donts, but I wont one....

[Wolferz]

That Takeda and I are really really special. We won the sack race with team work. So we got a star.

Just remember the old saying..
"If you don't finish first you're a loser"