The Tipsy Tale: An Oblivion Adventure

[Hottentot]

Eh? I have no idea how I ended up here in these clothes again, but I was hoping you wouldn't notice it if I pictured myself in front of this beautiful scenery.



Oh noes, my backbag! I must have forgotten my backbag to the clubhouse of those horse gangers! I need a new one, can't do anything without a magic backbag.



This looks like a decent place to get one.



The salesman is quick to give me all the fluff words, trying to convince me about something I came to buy in the first place.



Whereas his colleague would rather insult me, but still agree to help. I'm a paying customer, after all.



Ooo, a secret underground base. Do you have atom bombs in here too? A doomsday device? No wait, wrong AAR...



It appears all they have is an emtpy room, and some other customers have been fooled into coming here as well. Their business model doesn't seem very solid to me.



But the purchaser's gifts are awesome! A bottle of weird foreign beverage I have never seen before! Cheers!



Um, whuh? How did I end up in here again? I swear, I took only one sip of the juice! I didn't get to deliver even one drunken foolishness joke this time!



These guys are obviously trying to drive me out of comedy business, so I'll go have a word with them. Plus find some more of that awesome drink.



Ooo yeah, that's so typical! First they play so nice, but after they make me drunk and find out I don't have any money to steal, it's Mr. Gnarl for Lalli! Grr!



No one...



Makes fun of my drinking habits!



Hmm, this must be their distillery. And since I killed them all, it's all mine now, right? So how does this work? If I press this button and turn that switch, then I...



...cause a huge fire, apparently. Bah! My career as a booze baron was short and inglorious. This whole episode is feeling like a big disappointment. I have only got a headache and not been allowed to do anything fun.



I'm taking that comment back.



Too bad the censorship on that thing didn't let you see how much fun I just had. Must think of the children too.



The Sarge is also happy to see that I have saved the world again. As a reward, he promises to give me a new helmet. And he says it's going to be a very special helmet too. Ooo! Could it be...I mean, it's a lot to hope for, but could there finally be...



Crap.