This made me chuckle.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Catfish

No i do not mean this "in a funny way".

Which is too bad because it was a funny thread up to that point. If you can't laugh at yourself you have no business laughing at anybody else.

[Catfish]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Which is too bad because it was a funny thread up to that point. If you can't laugh at yourself you have no business laughing at anybody else.

But but but it is so much easier to laugh at others
(Is Schadenfreude = gloating, b.t.w.? )

[nikimcbee]

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

Then complains they don't have enough milk.



A Korean Corperation:

You have 2 cows.
You eat one and make the other one produce the milk of three.

A North Korean people's friendship collective:
What's a cow?

[nikimcbee]

Obamunism:
You have 2 cows.
One cow is brown, the other is black and white.
A race war begins on the farm. W is blamed.

[u crank]

CANADIAN COMPANY.

You have two cows.

You give the rights to these two cows away to an American company. They build a pipeline to U.S. and pump their milk south. You buy your milk from a Saudi cow.

[Falkirion]

Haha I had a chuckle. Disagree with the NZ one. Should read sheep instead of cow (sorry Kiwi!)

[JU_88]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Obamunism:
You have 2 cows.
One cow is brown, the other is black and white.
A race war begins on the farm. W is blamed.

Electionism,
You have a white cow and a brown cow, but you can only keep one.
They both make passionate cases full of promises and bold claims as to what would makes them the most exceptional cow.
You choose Brown cow, but you quickly find that he chews his grass and moos just like all the other cows before him - and when you step in his pat, he claims that it was actually a pat left over by the last white cow you owned.

You will do this every four years for the rest of your life and the result will be the same regardless of which colour cow you choose. Eventually you might even realise that both the white and the brown cows are being raised by the same farmer. But you continue to play along anyway in the blind hope that one day, there might be a cow who is actually different.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by JU_88

Electionism,
You have a white cow and a brown cow, but you can only keep one.
They both make passionate cases full of promises and bold claims as to what would makes them the most exceptional cow.
You choose Brown cow, but you quickly find that he chews his grass and moos just like all the other cows before him - and when you step in his pat, he claims that it was actually a pat left over by the last white cow you owned.

You will do this every four years for the rest of your life and the result will be the same regardless of which colour cow you choose. Eventually you might even realise that both the white and the brown cows are being raised by the same farmer. But you continue to play along anyway in the blind hope that one day, there might be a cow who is actually different.

Farmer sells cows and gets sheep.

[Takeda Shingen]

General Topicsism:

You make a post about cows.
The forum spends the next two days fighting about cows.
The moderators go get Aspirin.