@August
If you got one of those T-72s, you'ld have a problem attracting these:
I think you'll need a bigger fly-swatter.
In Vietnam the NVA would sometimes set up a bunch of soldiers in a grid pattern about 5 feet apart in some natural choke point. When an aircraft passed overhead on command they'd all shoot their rifles on full auto straight up. The bullet streams were impossible to avoid and it would at least cause damage if not bring the aircraft down.
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Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.