Putin assasination plot?

Stealhead · 02-28-12, 04:29 PM

Free press in Russia actually means if you try to put what you want into print you get your face pressed into the dirt by a boot until your head pops like a ripe melon.

TLAM Strike · 02-28-12, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

Free press in Russia actually means if you try to put what you want into print you get your face pressed into the dirt by a boot until your head pops like a ripe melon.

I take it the FREE part means they won't send the bill for the service to the next of kin?

Stealhead · 02-28-12, 10:00 PM

Maybe they do in a manner of speaking because after they put a steel plate from an old rusted sub in your head from the pressing they send you to a gulag
and your next of kin will probably have to pay money to guards and the "thieving hand" to keep them safe.

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02-28-12, 04:29 PM	#1
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Free press in Russia actually means if you try to put what you want into print you get your face pressed into the dirt by a boot until your head pops like a ripe melon.

02-28-12, 10:00 PM	#3
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Maybe they do in a manner of speaking because after they put a steel plate from an old rusted sub in your head from the pressing they send you to a gulag and your next of kin will probably have to pay money to guards and the "thieving hand" to keep them safe.