Is Madonna Frau Kaleun?

frau kaleun · 02-07-12, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

So... ummm, Frau... hows about a wardrobe malfunction?

Talk to the dragon cuz the Dovahkiin ain't listenin'.

krashkart · 02-07-12, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Talk to the dragon cuz the Dovahkiin ain't listenin'.

What dragon? Smokey Robinson Jr. Jr.? My precious little schmoopy? You killed him, remember?

frau kaleun · 02-07-12, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

What dragon? Smokey Robinson Jr. Jr.? My precious little schmoopy? You killed him, remember?

Well, he shouldn't have tried to eat the owner and operator of the Windhelm Carriage Service. Do you have any idea how long a walk it is from Windhelm to anywhere else I want to go? And these Daedric boots, while very pretty, were most definitely *not* made for walking.

krashkart · 02-07-12, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well, he shouldn't have tried to eat the owner and operator of the Windhelm Carriage Service. Do you have any idea how long a walk it is from Windhelm to anywhere else I want to go? And these Daedric boots, while very pretty, were most definitely *not* made for walking.

Well, the owner of Windhelm Carriage Service shouldn't have dismissed Smokey as "nothing more than an overweight, overfed and underburdened fetcher".

Do you have any idea how many pack guars I had to round up just to get poor Smokey to stop crying after that whole distressing affair? At least two... there may have been a dozen more, but you get the idea.

You would be very surprised at just how tender a dragon's feelings really are -- if you had any feelings.

Sure, dragons may be all teeth, scales and burny flamingness on the outside, but on the inside they are pure marshmallowy goodness.

Jimbuna · 02-07-12, 11:48 AM

frau kaleun · 02-07-12, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Sure, dragons may be all teeth, scales and burny flamingness on the outside, but on the inside they are pure marshmallowy goodness.

Having looted their insides on many occasions, and not yet found a single solitary marshmallow, I beg to differ.

vienna · 02-07-12, 06:48 PM

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Doe's Frau lip sync, cuz Madonna sure did, course seems they all do for the superbowl

You have to lip sync; the acoustics of a football stadium, particularly an indoor stadium are really disorienting (various echoes at varied time delays, etc.) and are worse in a show of the type like a Superbowl half time show, what with all the running around a performer has to do. There is also the "fail-safe" aspect: if a piece of equipment, especially a microphone goes out, you have a situation such as befell the Black-Eyed peas when one of the singer's mics failed. If you lip sync, the chance of a failure is minimized. If all an act had to do was stand in pretty much one place and had the luxury of no time limit for an end, it would be easier to play live, but, when you have only twelve or so minutes to play and nail it first time out with all the associated hub-bub of setting up and tearing down so they can get back to the game, you have to live with the fact your dulcet tones will have to rely on Memorex...

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Having looted their insides on many occasions, and not yet found a single solitary marshmallow, I beg to differ.

Perhaps you should seek dragons of the Puff variety (or, perhaps, Stay Puft variety)...

Larry U-136 · 02-07-12, 10:55 AM

More like Irma Grese

Dowly · 02-07-12, 11:14 AM

Ouch

vienna · 02-07-12, 01:27 PM

You know, you never see Madonna and Frau Kaleun at the same place at the same time...just saying...

nikimcbee · 02-07-12, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

You know, you never see Madonna and Frau Kaleun at the same place at the same time...just saying...

You're thinking of Micheal and Latoya

Jimbuna · 02-07-12, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

You're thinking of Micheal and Latoya

Behave yersel

Armistead · 02-07-12, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

You know, you never see Madonna and Frau Kaleun at the same place at the same time...just saying...

Doe's Frau lip sync, cuz Madonna sure did, course seems they all do for the superbowl

kiwi_2005 · 02-07-12, 07:39 PM

I knew it! Frau is a virgin!!!!

frau kaleun · 02-07-12, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

I knew it! Frau is a virgin!!!!

No, mate. Like a virgin.

Goodness knows it's been long enough.

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