Driving cars = getting laid

[the_tyrant]

if we tend to take these guys at face value:

A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.
The report was prepared for Saudi Arabia's legislative assembly, the Shura Council, by a well-known conservative academic.

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The report contains graphic warnings that letting women drive would increase prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.

Why the hell am I still a virgin? after all, I drive

[yubba]

Hell, I'm not doing either, can't afford the gas, can't afford dinner and a movie, you figure it out.

[em2nought]

I think you have to know the correct street(s) to drive down.

If driving cars gets you laid, and car emissions contribute to climate damage.

Does this mean that destroying the climate gets you laid?

[frau kaleun]

It's true. Every time I get behind the wheel of my car, some previously straight male somewhere suddenly turns gay, divorces his wife, and becomes a prostitute so he can buy more p0rn. Honestly, I've destroyed so many lives since I got my license that it's a wonder I can sleep at night.

[yubba]

That's funny I remember turning strippers into nuns, preachers daughters into hookers ,and if I was lucky to see them the next day they acted like they owed me money, I guess that was back in my motorcycle days aahh the good ole days.

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

It's true. Every time I get behind the wheel of my car, some previously straight male somewhere suddenly turns gay, divorces his wife, and becomes a prostitute so he can buy more p0rn. Honestly, I've destroyed so many lives since I got my license that it's a wonder I can sleep at night.

Sad people...


...actually buying porn.

Who buys porn these days. Its free on the web!

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Sad people...


...actually buying porn.

Who buys porn these days. Its free on the web!

I know right, what does Frau live in the 20th Century or something?

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by yubba

Hell, I'm not doing either, can't afford the gas, can't afford dinner and a movie, you figure it out.

Frequent visits from Mrs. Palmer?

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Who buys porn these days.

I dunno, maybe the same idiots who think my driving turned them gay?

[Lord_magerius]

I opened this thread, read a couple of replies and thought oh dear god that has to be post of the year. I read further and came upon the same conclusion with almost every post thereafter. There is only one logical thing we can do now. Thread of the year

[Jimbuna]

Best sell my car whilst there's still time

[Schroeder]

Well, I would say that oil fumes definitively take their toll on human brains.

[Molon Labe]

I was thinking the issue was independence from family. You keep the daughters shackled at home and everyone keeps an eye on her. Let her drive and go places on her own and she goes off the family grid, and does what she wants, with who she wants.

I have no idea where the gay part comes from, though.

[Schroeder]

Originally Posted by Molon Labe

I was thinking the issue was independence from family. You keep the daughters shackled at home and everyone keeps an eye on her. Let her drive and go places on her own and she goes off the family grid, and does what she wants, with who she wants.

I have no idea where the gay part comes from, though.

Well, the fathers are all alone with the boys then...