IBM produces first 'brain chips' - Page 2

Jimbuna · 08-19-11, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

+1

All just add this colo(u)r commentary:

So, since the chip mimics the human brain, does they male chip think about sex non stop and the female chip think about shopping non stop?

Nah, that's not the chip, that's the fish...comes with a ten second retention factor

Growler · 08-19-11, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Nah, that's not the chip, that's the fish...comes with a ten second retention factor

Uh, wut?

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

Jimbuna · 08-19-11, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Growler

Uh, wut?

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

They'll soon find there's no 'plaice' for them.

Oberon · 08-19-11, 03:44 PM

MH · 08-19-11, 04:01 PM

That means that apple will realise I-boy soon...

08-19-11, 04:16 PM

What could go wrong with a Computer Chip that can learn?
It's not like we ever lost a Nuclear Bomb, or accidentally released bio-enginered toxins.
Nor has any Nut Case ever wanted to use such items to hurt people.

If the Guy that is researching if our realism is a simulation,
(Probably with a Government Grant),
is correct?

It don't matter.

Gerald · 08-19-11, 04:25 PM

Keep Obama,and place a chip in he's brain....maybe it's starting to happen things,

vienna · 08-19-11, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

(Excuse me, Skynet is calling...)

Traitor!

We have taken note of your remark and will respond accordingly within the parameters of our programming...

http://vimeo.com/4382468

MH · 08-19-11, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Keep Obama,and place a chip in he's brain....maybe it's starting to happen things,

Obama has more of a software problam..

Gerald · 08-19-11, 05:32 PM

Jimbuna · 08-19-11, 06:55 PM

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MH Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184 Downloads: 248 Uploads: 0	That means that apple will realise I-boy soon...

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Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	What could go wrong with a Computer Chip that can learn? It's not like we ever lost a Nuclear Bomb, or accidentally released bio-enginered toxins. Nor has any Nut Case ever wanted to use such items to hurt people. If the Guy that is researching if our realism is a simulation, (Probably with a Government Grant), is correct? It don't matter.