You Too Can Smell Like A WW2 Hero: Smell Like Patton!

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 11:35 AM

Devil Dog!

Stealth!

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 11:37 AM

Cant leave out the Swiss Army

Growler · 08-10-11, 11:40 AM

Where's the submarine scent?

Oh, yeah. Now we're back to diesel again.

Feuer Frei! · 08-10-11, 11:55 AM

Smell like your attrocious bbq cooking:

Or, Sulu Scent, be the odd one out. Every single time:

Torvald Von Mansee · 08-10-11, 12:20 PM

I don't want to smell like decomposing flesh, TYVM.

frau kaleun · 08-10-11, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Cant leave out the Swiss Army

Don't forget that the Swiss Army Cologne isn't just a cologne. It's also an anti-perspirant, deodorant, aftershave, toner, moisturizer, shampoo, conditioner, acne treatment, depilatory, muscle relaxant, treats erectile dysfunction, and will get rid of those pesky dark circles under your eyes. And open beer bottles.

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Don't forget that the Swiss Army Cologne isn't just a cologne. It's also an anti-perspirant, deodorant, aftershave, toner, moisturizer, shampoo, conditioner, acne treatment, depilatory, muscle relaxant, treats erectile dysfunction, and will get rid of those pesky dark circles under your eyes. And open beer bottles.

I got the deluxe version with a fork and spoon!

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 12:31 PM

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 12:33 PM

Jimbuna · 08-10-11, 01:31 PM

08-10-11, 11:35 AM	#1
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,300 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Devil Dog! Stealth! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-10-11, 11:37 AM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,300 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Cant leave out the Swiss Army __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-10-11, 11:40 AM	#3
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Where's the submarine scent? Oh, yeah. Now we're back to diesel again. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

08-10-11, 11:55 AM	#4
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Smell like your attrocious bbq cooking: Or, Sulu Scent, be the odd one out. Every single time: __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

08-10-11, 12:20 PM	#5
Torvald Von Mansee Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CA4528 Posts: 1,693 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I don't want to smell like decomposing flesh, TYVM. __________________ "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you" - Leon Trotsky

08-10-11, 12:31 PM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,300 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-10-11, 12:33 PM	#9
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,300 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-10-11, 01:31 PM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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