Rowan Atkinson crashes his Mclaren F1 - Page 2

TarJak · 08-06-11, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Big fast car, small penis.

Is that why you drive one of these?

Platapus · 08-06-11, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Big fast car, small penis.

I drive a slow car and sadly empirical observation does not support your hypothesis under the rules of exclusivity.

Sailor Steve · 08-06-11, 10:36 PM

I don't have a car at all.

I can say no more.

nikimcbee · 08-07-11, 12:38 PM

I didn't know powerful autos like that were allowed in the UK. I would have thought the nanny state would have banned them

Highbury · 08-07-11, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhodes

Well, after talking about his Mclaren F1 and being the fastest star in the reasonably priced car in Top Gear, he crashes...

At least he's fine!

I thought about his recent appearance on TG as well, he had commented on how he still owned the McLaren F1... not anymore.

Schöneboom · 08-07-11, 01:10 PM

As the Italians say, Allora... I'm glad Rowan's OK, of course.

Expensive super-sportscars are wasted on public roads, by a) rich teenagers, and b) middle-aged men in mid-life crisis.

I'm reminded of a rich kid I knew from prep school who was given a Pantera and promptly wrapped it round a light post. In case you're unfamiliar, here's one:

The kid went on to become a lawyer and well-known author. Of course.

Schroeder · 08-07-11, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Schöneboom

As the Italians say, Allora... I'm glad Rowan's OK, of course.

Expensive super-sportscars are wasted on public roads, by a) rich teenagers, and b) middle-aged men in mid-life crisis.

I'm reminded of a rich kid I knew from prep school who was given a Pantera and promptly wrapped it round a light post. In case you're unfamiliar, here's one:

The kid went on to become a lawyer and well-known author. Of course.

Why do people give kids with hardly any driving experience cars with several hundred HP? It's just beyond me.

Sailor Steve · 08-07-11, 03:03 PM

Pantera. De Tomaso. I remember them very well. They briefly made F1 cars. Briefly because they weren't very good at it.

Jimbuna · 08-07-11, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Pantera. De Tomaso. I remember them very well. They briefly made F1 cars. Briefly because they weren't very good at it.

LOL...spot on

Platapus · 08-07-11, 05:14 PM

I always liked the comedy routine of Rita Rudner about this

"Every time I see a middle aged man driving a Ferrari, I just want to walk up to them and say 'sorry about your penis not working'"

Castout · 08-07-11, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I don't have a car at all.

I can say no more.

Me too.

Take one of these

No matter I figured I will ride something ridiculously fancy in heaven instead.

And the chance to crash it into some very powerful living being's homes just for fun to see how it will go.

mobucks · 08-07-11, 08:03 PM

Every time a F1 is totaled, the world loses a great machine. RIP Mr Bean's F1.

Sailor Steve · 08-07-11, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Castout

Take one of these

I take one of these.

Or these.

mobucks · 08-07-11, 08:24 PM

LOL, where is this thread going?

Ill take one of these please!

nikimcbee · 08-08-11, 12:52 AM

...and all steed wanted to do was enjoy his cupcake...

poor Steed.

08-06-11, 10:36 PM	#18
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I don't have a car at all. I can say no more. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-07-11, 12:38 PM	#19
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I didn't know powerful autos like that were allowed in the UK. I would have thought the nanny state would have banned them __________________

08-07-11, 01:10 PM	#21
Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	As the Italians say, Allora... I'm glad Rowan's OK, of course. Expensive super-sportscars are wasted on public roads, by a) rich teenagers, and b) middle-aged men in mid-life crisis. I'm reminded of a rich kid I knew from prep school who was given a Pantera and promptly wrapped it round a light post. In case you're unfamiliar, here's one: The kid went on to become a lawyer and well-known author. Of course. __________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher."

08-07-11, 03:03 PM	#23
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Pantera. De Tomaso. I remember them very well. They briefly made F1 cars. Briefly because they weren't very good at it. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-07-11, 05:14 PM	#25
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,365 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I always liked the comedy routine of Rita Rudner about this "Every time I see a middle aged man driving a Ferrari, I just want to walk up to them and say 'sorry about your penis not working'" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-07-11, 08:03 PM	#27
mobucks Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 713 Downloads: 209 Uploads: 0	Every time a F1 is totaled, the world loses a great machine. RIP Mr Bean's F1.

08-07-11, 08:24 PM	#29
mobucks Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 713 Downloads: 209 Uploads: 0	LOL, where is this thread going? Ill take one of these please!

08-08-11, 12:52 AM	#30
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	...and all steed wanted to do was enjoy his cupcake... poor Steed. __________________

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