The banishment of Ronald McDonald?

Torplexed · 05-21-11, 05:02 PM

Indited for complicity in the obesity of American citizens, Ronald McDonald was brought in handcuffs by Officer Big Mac to Federal Court today. Arraignment proceedings should begin shortly. McDonald claimed collusion by rivals Burger King and Jack in the Box to set him up as a fall guy for America's poor nutritional choices. "I'm just a patsy" claimed McDonald.

vienna · 05-21-11, 05:07 PM

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I would like to see Ronald McDonald replaced by Homey D. Clown.

I don't think so...Homey don't play dat!

FIREWALL · 05-21-11, 05:14 PM

you guys as a 3 $

Blood_splat · 05-21-11, 05:29 PM

Ronald McDonald taught me how stop, drop, and roll.

Subnuts · 05-21-11, 05:35 PM

It's a shame that Ronald McDonald isn't held in as high a regard he should be. He won the Cold War single-handedly, you know.

Torplexed · 05-21-11, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

It's a shame that Ronald McDonald isn't held in as high a regard he should be. He won the Cold War single-handedly, you know.

He could kick Batman's ass as well.

Rockstar · 05-21-11, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Subnuts

It's a shame that Ronald McDonald isn't held in as high a regard he should be. He won the Cold War single-handedly, you know.

And here I thought it was Bert the Turtle that got us through that mess.

Bert The Turtle (The Duck And Cover Song): Dick 'Two Ton' Baker [1953]

There was a turtle by the name of Bert
And Bert the Turtle was very alert
When danger threatened him he never got hurt
He knew just what to do

He'd duck and cover, duck and cover
He'd hide his head and tail and four little feet
He'd duck and cover!

Platapus · 05-21-11, 08:17 PM

I remember Bert.

Almost interesting trivia question. Why was he named Bert?

yubba · 05-21-11, 08:19 PM

Luv those gut bombers they call, the Mc Nasties, and a couple of Mc Ribs,

that reminds me, got to get toilet paper.

Sailor Steve · 05-22-11, 12:06 AM

Ronald wins WW2.

05-21-11, 05:14 PM	#3
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Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	It's a shame that Ronald McDonald isn't held in as high a regard he should be. He won the Cold War single-handedly, you know. __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,369 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I remember Bert. Almost interesting trivia question. Why was he named Bert? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Ronald wins WW2. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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05-21-11, 05:02 PM	#1
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Indited for complicity in the obesity of American citizens, Ronald McDonald was brought in handcuffs by Officer Big Mac to Federal Court today. Arraignment proceedings should begin shortly. McDonald claimed collusion by rivals Burger King and Jack in the Box to set him up as a fall guy for America's poor nutritional choices. "I'm just a patsy" claimed McDonald.

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Blood_splat Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beneath the waves Posts: 568 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Ronald McDonald taught me how stop, drop, and roll.

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yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	Luv those gut bombers they call, the Mc Nasties, and a couple of Mc Ribs, that reminds me, got to get toilet paper.