How to tell if your Cat is plotting to kill you

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Torplexed

As of tomorrow kitty is on his own. He'll will have to make due with the leftover pallet of Tender Vittles and some cat toys.

Boy would these nutters be surprised when on Sunday all the cats and dogs are gone and the humans are still here.

[Stealhead]

Wonder what it means when your cat looks at your while laying upside down on its back mine does that all the time in fact she is doing it right now.



I think I am safe the other cat is not in the same room.

I have woken up with a cat on my head before I guess that was a failed smothering.

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by Platapus

Boy would these nutters be surprised when on Sunday all the cats and dogs are gone and the humans are still here.

Then I would simply shoot myself the same day

Seriously, cats and dogs have better credentials for life eternal than humans

[Oberon]

I have two Katmissars and a Cheetah. Nuff said.

[yubba]

You find that the basement light doesn't work and the full litter box that you've been meaning too clean, is nicely placed on the third step down. Remember if you got a cat in the house, you got a box of ____ in the house.