Club 10k spam is on the house.

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

He was NOT locked up in some dungeon and I was NOT playing video games.













I was here posting spam and he was peeling me a grape.

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Now thatz not the rumo(u)r I read on the tabloid internetz.

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well... it might have been two grapes.

None of that is true. Rumor has it that by the time I get done peeling a grape it has become a raisin.



It never ceases to amaze me just how easy it is to insult myself.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by krashkart

by the time I get done peeling a grape it has become a raisin.

If that's what you were doing in the kitchen, I'm glad I went down to HoJo's for breakfast.

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

If that's what you were doing in the kitchen, I'm glad I went down to HoJo's for breakfast.

That was your kitchen? I thought I was in your garage.

Well, I don't suppose you'll mind the dog holes I drilled into the workbench... er, countertops.

Uhm.... *digs toe into ground* ...and the wood glue... that will... come up if you take an old chisel and carefully scrape away at it a bit, starting from the bottom. It should just peel right off the formica.


On the plus side you have a new picture frame to hang in your living room now. It's not nearly as lopsided as the first five that I made.

And the cupboard doors? I uh... I don't know where those went. Pretty sure they'll turn up again some day.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by krashkart

That was your kitchen? I thought I was in your garage.

Well, I don't suppose you'll mind the dog holes I drilled into the workbench... er, countertops.

Uhm.... *digs toe into ground* ...and the wood glue... that will... come up if you take an old chisel and carefully scrape away at it a bit, starting from the bottom. It should just peel right off the formica.


On the plus side you have a new picture frame to hang in your living room now. It's not nearly as lopsided as the first five that I made.

And the cupboard doors? I uh... I don't know where those went. Pretty sure they'll turn up again some day.

Subsim PSA:
if you drink, don't drill.


(note: no krashkarts were harmed in the posting of this picture.)

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Subsim PSA:
if you drink, don't drill.


(note: no krashkarts were harmed in the posting of this picture.)

There could be a downside to all of this, though. Like, "being tied up in the shape of a pretzel" type of downside.

Hey McBee... can you cache a small Czech?

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by krashkart

Hey McBee... can you cache a small Czech?

For that, I will let you live.

[AVGWarhawk]

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by krashkart

Hey McBee... can you cache a small Czech?

Good question. Why don't Yugo start a Pole about it?

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Good question. Why don't Yugo start a Pole about it?

He would, but he doesn't wanna go Russian into anything.







And besides he's afraid he'll Finnish last.