A cow who thinks she's a horse!

[DarkFish]

Originally Posted by Platapus

So you are saying that the jump is not very high. Would you say the jump the cow made was calf as high as one for a horse?

Well first of all I'm saying it's not even jumping. If you compare it with horse jumping, I guess it would indeed beef about half as high. (highest I've jumped myself is a little over 1m I guess, competition jumping usually doesn't go much higher than 1.60)

But all of that of course doesn't mean this isn't very impressive

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by DarkFish

But all of that of course doesn't mean this isn't very impressive

Udderly impressive if you ask me.... .but no one has.

[Howard313]

ehh you know what they say, when life gives you lemons....train a cow to jump fences.

[Feuer Frei!]

Don't mean to be a MOOsance but
I'm MOOrtified that this thread is being derailed.

[Castout]

Somebody gets this girl a proper horse......







I mean this . . . .horse is of nature this is of power. . . .much better. I mean there's more than 500 horsepower in this one alone, dividing it, is the problem. I'm sure not even the mighty Pharaoh had anywhere near 500 horses pulling his chariot so if you met him in on of these you could smoke him.





Okay maybe not that but this

[Sailor Steve]

Whaddaya mean a cow can't jump? When's the last time you read about a horse jumping over the moon?

[Freiwillige]

She should never Cow tow to her critics. I think its all beCUD she couldn't have a horse.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Whaddaya mean a cow can't jump? When's the last time you read about a horse jumping over the moon?

Outstanding. I was going to make a joke about the cow being named Luna and the moon, but you totally ruined it. I'd look unoriginal. It was a really good joke, too. No worries though, I'll save it for the next jumping cow named Luna that we discuss.