How do YOU measure up?

sharkbit · 03-24-11, 10:53 AM

Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.

Herr-Berbunch · 03-24-11, 11:14 AM

The largest is 18cm? Mine is only six...
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joegrundman · 03-24-11, 01:44 PM

Well, I won't make any claims about humans, but with other great apes, specifically our close relatives chimps and gorillas, there is an interesting fact.

Chimps have much greater penis size as proportion of body size than do gorillas.

And this is an evolutionarily determined feature related to sexual habits.

Both chimps and gorillas are social animals.

The alpha male gorilla has sole sexual rights to all females in the group, and this means that the requirements to gain sexual priority are physical strength and social intelligence in order to attain the number one spot in the group. Penis size is irrelevant, since once a gorilla has attained dominance, it is assured that it will reproduce and no other males in the group will. Hence physical strength and social skill will be selected for, but penis size will not.

Chimpanzees on the other hand have a different social structure. When a female is in heat, the alpha male is entitled to the first mating, but after that, all males in the clan get to mate with the female in order of social precedence.

Therefore the ability to deposit sperm deep leads to increased chance of fertilisation. Therefore, since penis size is genetically inheritable, amongst chimps penis size is selected for.

This explains why penis size in chimps is proportionally so much greater than for gorillas.

here's another interesting article explaining the function of the interesting head shape of the male human penis.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...of-the-phallus

Freiwillige · 03-24-11, 02:00 PM

I always got made fun of in school. They would call me horrible names like Tri-pod or Mastiff and even Hung Solo in reference to Han Solo from Star Wars.

Girls were just as cruel as the boy's often saying things such as "Hello" with a naughty smile or "want to go out sometime" and even the usual "Call me." Why so you can make fun of me too? No thanks!

Even my friends would always be like "Hey stud" or "try not to Kill" her when on a date.

This one time I went on a drive in date with a girl I really liked, as she nibbled on my ear she whispered "I heard you are really gifted." I was like what as in retarded!? She screamed for me to stop and wait as I fled the car crying, the humiliation was unbearable. It was a long walk home that cold night and I should have known that she just wanted to make fun of me too, Kids are so Cruel!

MaddogK · 03-24-11, 02:51 PM

Survey says...
I'm Venezuelan.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkbit

Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.

She lied.

frau kaleun · 03-24-11, 03:03 PM

Growler · 03-24-11, 03:06 PM

And Frau's timely appearance reminds me...

Anyone know why women can't tell distances?

All their lives, they've been told that this...

|................................................. .....|

...is eight inches.

AVGWarhawk · 03-24-11, 03:07 PM

Oh hell....I'm hung like a light switch.

frau kaleun · 03-24-11, 03:11 PM

I see Vendor managed to capture that second pic before I edited it out... it was just... too... big.

I know there's a smaller version of that ruler pic somewhere, but I am NOT googling for it any more from this computer.

Gerald · 03-24-11, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I see Vendor managed to capture that second pic before I edited it out... it was just... too... big.

I know there's a smaller version of that ruler pic somewhere, but I am NOT googling for it any more from this computer.

You are too slow, some things need to go faster sometimes,

Gerald · 03-24-11, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Some of you may also find this helpful:

Well,some have knowledge of the subject,

Feuer Frei! · 03-24-11, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkbit

Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name.

Also remember:
It's not the size of the ocean, it's the motion of the ocean!
(For those unfortunate souls who are bereft of girth).

Blood_splat · 03-25-11, 08:10 AM

Weiss Pinguin · 03-25-11, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

Also remember:
It's not the size of the ocean, it's the motion of the ocean!
(For those unfortunate souls who are bereft of girth).

Just keep in mind that no one ever got seasick in a pond

Sailor Steve · 03-25-11, 01:52 PM

I used to "measure up" fairly well to those quoted statistics. These days? Not so much.

03-24-11, 10:53 AM	#1
sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	Remember...It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name. __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

03-24-11, 11:14 AM	#2
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	The largest is 18cm? Mine is only six... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .in diameter __________________

03-24-11, 01:44 PM	#3
joegrundman Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,689 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	Well, I won't make any claims about humans, but with other great apes, specifically our close relatives chimps and gorillas, there is an interesting fact. Chimps have much greater penis size as proportion of body size than do gorillas. And this is an evolutionarily determined feature related to sexual habits. Both chimps and gorillas are social animals. The alpha male gorilla has sole sexual rights to all females in the group, and this means that the requirements to gain sexual priority are physical strength and social intelligence in order to attain the number one spot in the group. Penis size is irrelevant, since once a gorilla has attained dominance, it is assured that it will reproduce and no other males in the group will. Hence physical strength and social skill will be selected for, but penis size will not. Chimpanzees on the other hand have a different social structure. When a female is in heat, the alpha male is entitled to the first mating, but after that, all males in the clan get to mate with the female in order of social precedence. Therefore the ability to deposit sperm deep leads to increased chance of fertilisation. Therefore, since penis size is genetically inheritable, amongst chimps penis size is selected for. This explains why penis size in chimps is proportionally so much greater than for gorillas. here's another interesting article explaining the function of the interesting head shape of the male human penis. http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...of-the-phallus __________________ "Enemy submarines are to be called U-Boats. The term submarine is to be reserved for Allied under water vessels. U-Boats are those dastardly villains who sink our ships, while submarines are those gallant and noble craft which sink theirs." Winston Churchill

03-24-11, 03:06 PM	#7
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	And Frau's timely appearance reminds me... Anyone know why women can't tell distances? All their lives, they've been told that this... \|................................................. .....\| ...is eight inches. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

03-24-11, 03:07 PM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,274 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Oh hell....I'm hung like a light switch. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-24-11, 02:00 PM	#4
Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I always got made fun of in school. They would call me horrible names like Tri-pod or Mastiff and even Hung Solo in reference to Han Solo from Star Wars. Girls were just as cruel as the boy's often saying things such as "Hello" with a naughty smile or "want to go out sometime" and even the usual "Call me." Why so you can make fun of me too? No thanks! Even my friends would always be like "Hey stud" or "try not to Kill" her when on a date. This one time I went on a drive in date with a girl I really liked, as she nibbled on my ear she whispered "I heard you are really gifted." I was like what as in retarded!? She screamed for me to stop and wait as I fled the car crying, the humiliation was unbearable. It was a long walk home that cold night and I should have known that she just wanted to make fun of me too, Kids are so Cruel!

03-24-11, 03:03 PM	#6
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0

03-24-11, 03:11 PM	#9
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I see Vendor managed to capture that second pic before I edited it out... it was just... too... big. I know there's a smaller version of that ruler pic somewhere, but I am NOT googling for it any more from this computer.

03-25-11, 08:10 AM	#13
Blood_splat Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beneath the waves Posts: 568 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0

03-25-11, 01:52 PM	#15
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I used to "measure up" fairly well to those quoted statistics. These days? Not so much. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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