The "Lefty" thread (not political)

[papa_smurf]

Been left handed in a right handed world is a form of oppression...everything is right handed form scissors to cheque books

Heres my left handed idol:

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Heres my left handed idol:

Even us righties have some southpaw heroes.

[jumpy]

Originally Posted by August

Now we know your sign, you will be easier to identify in a crowd... we also have a foolproof method* of drawing out your identity with the double bluff handshake: if we offer you the left or right hand which will you choose? the right, so as not to give yourself away? Or the left, in the feeble hope you are about to shake the hand of one of your own kind?
Either way it will go badly for you lefties - you either conform, or you suffer the consequences of revealing yourself!

* based on tried and tested techniques, right-handed down through generations of honest right handed people.

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Even us righties have some southpaw heroes.

He's not the best icon for their diabolical cause. He's just a wrong 'un... end of.
Can't really comment on jimi, perhaps a special dispensation could be posthumously awarded? We are not ungrateful of his greater contribution and his exemplary endeavour, in overcoming his obvious disability.

[August]

Originally Posted by jumpy

Now we know your sign, you will be easier to identify in a crowd...

Except that the picture does not show what we're doing with our right hands.... Muahahahahahaha!

[jumpy]

Mayhap it would be impolite to ask what the other hands are doing whilst you're engaged in your secret 'nod's as good as a wink' lefty handshake?

[August]

Originally Posted by jumpy

Mayhap it would be impolite to ask what the other hands are doing whilst you're engaged in your secret 'nod's as good as a wink' lefty handshake?

It indeed mayhap.

[Sailor Steve]

I see this thread has taken a left turn, and I'm feeling left out. Am I right?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by jumpy

He's not the best icon for their diabolical cause. He's just a wrong 'un... end of.
Can't really comment on jimi, perhaps a special dispensation could be posthumously awarded? We are not ungrateful of his greater contribution and his exemplary endeavour, in overcoming his obvious disability.

Hey, my heroes are all the people who made me want to play. It stands to reason that some of them would be deformed.