New personal Submarine

[August]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Looks comfortable for an escape pod. But the one on the Alfa was more practical...

I note that there are no women in your picture. Personally I prefer my Barbara Bach flotation device...

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by August

I note that there are no women in your picture. Personally I prefer my Barbara Bach flotation device...

I assume there is a compartment with some Norwegian lend-lease latex girls.



Bonus points if you recognize the reference...

[Gargamel]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I assume there is a compartment with some Norwegian lend-lease latex girls.
Bonus points if you recognize the reference...

OK, out of curiosity, I googled that.... Now.... even after googling that line, I'm pretty sure obscure hipsters call this reference pretty *******ing obscure.


Dhaulagiri 8.172 metres. La muntanya de les tempestes (1981)?


Edit: whoops forgot the useless link

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by Gargamel

OK, out of curiosity, I googled that.... Now.... even after googling that line, I'm pretty sure obscure hipsters call this reference pretty *******ing obscure.


Dhaulagiri 8.172 metres. La muntanya de les tempestes (1981)?

The movie was called 72 meters...

Warrant officer Mikhailov: It's like this... We have been sent from Norway, as a lend-lease aid, you know, a batch of latex girls. You know, inflated rubber girls... It is strong latex. 3 mm, the average size.

Chernenko: For what?

Warrant officer Mikhailov: Not for what, but for whom. For the captain and for the [first] mate. But keep it underthe hat, since the batch is small. The crew somehow manages, but these guys...

Chernenko: Are you kidding?

Warrant officer Mikhailov: Not at all. They've no you-know-what for 6 months on end. So you have to receive them.

Chernenko: Where shall I receive them?

Warrant officer Mikhailov: At the storage facility. I'll show you the way.
****
Chernenko: Good afternoon, comrade captain!

Captain Yanychar: Same to you. So, have you been debriefed already?

Chernenko: Yes, but there is a little predicament.

Captain Yanychar: What predicament?


Chernenko: Women...

Captain Yanychar: What women?

Chernenko: From Norway. Lend-leased latex girls. For you and for the mate. [The XO shakes his head] They say they've run out of them.

[Mikhailov smiles]

Captain Yanychar [to the crew]: Well, my dear busters, Won't I pepper your asses!

[Gargamel]

Interesting, they must have gotten it from the movie I linked, as it's a quote from there. Or maybe from some other source. I dunno.

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Interesting, they must have gotten it from the movie I linked, as it's a quote from there. Or maybe from some other source. I dunno.

72 Meters was based on a book by Alexander Pokrovsky so maybe that Spanish movie is based on it as well.

[August]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I assume there is a compartment with some Norwegian lend-lease latex girls.

This is why they lost the cold war.