Her diary, his diary

[GoldenRivet]

I think the important thing to take away from that picture is that the man sleeping with his bike... appears to be in a hotel room

[CCIP]

I wouldn't over-analyze the typical gender behaviours either though, Golden Rivet. Many a time I've actually had totally opposite things where I would overanalyze ladies' thoughts when in fact things were far more trivial. But people aren't mind-readers, even when they think they know their opposite in and out. Still, I'll be damned if this isn't a real scenario

[GoldenRivet]

Originally Posted by CCIP

I wouldn't over-analyze the typical gender behaviours either though, Golden Rivet. Many a time I've actually had totally opposite things where I would overanalyze ladies' thoughts when in fact things were far more trivial. But people aren't mind-readers, even when they think they know their opposite in and out. Still, I'll be damned if this isn't a real scenario

True, but heres the way i look at men over analyzing women...

If it appears that something is wrong with my wife and i say

"Whats wrong?"

and she says "nothing."

I say

"Are you sure nothing is bothering you?"

she says "Yup, im fine."

At this point I DROP IT. Because this means i dont have to spend the next two hours discussing water retention, or biological clocks, or the finer points of discontinued lip glosses etc.

besides... a man could analyze a woman for three lifetimes and never make sense of her.

[CCIP]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

besides... a man could analyze a woman for three lifetimes and never make sense of her.

Now there's something I could subscribe to

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

True, but heres the way i look at men over analyzing women...

If it appears that something is wrong with my wife and i say

"Whats wrong?"

and she says "nothing."

I say

"Are you sure nothing is bothering you?"

she says "Yup, im fine."

At this point I DROP IT. Because this means i dont have to spend the next two hours discussing water retention, or biological clocks, or the finer points of discontinued lip glosses etc.

besides... a man could analyze a woman for three lifetimes and never make sense of her.

I'm simply wondering if we're both married to the same woman

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I'm simply wondering if we're both married to the same woman

Hang about, me too!

[GoldenRivet]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I'm simply wondering if we're both married to the same woman

Considering they are all more or less the same... one might could argue that we are married to the same woman



@ Frau... i jest

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Hang about, me too!

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Considering they are all more or less the same... one might could argue that we are married to the same woman



@ Frau... i jest

LOL

[McBeck]

Bwahahahahaha

[August]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

I think the important thing to take away from that picture is that the man sleeping with his bike... appears to be in a hotel room

Of course it is. Leaving your ride out in the parking lot vastly increases the chance of it being stolen.

Man <-- Problem solver

[GoldenRivet]

Originally Posted by August

Of course it is. Leaving your ride out in the parking lot vastly increases the chance of it being stolen.

Man <-- Problem solver

While true, i think it might be more practical just to park it in the room as opposed to sleeping with it, unless of course you are bunking with some rather dishonest individuals who might try to run off with your bride... errr i mean your RIDE in the middle of the night

[AVGWarhawk]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

While true, i think it might be more practical just to park it in the room as opposed to sleeping with it, unless of course you are bunking with some rather dishonest individuals who might try to run off with your bride... errr i mean your RIDE in the middle of the night

It is a diesel engine bike. Starts easier when warm. Problem solver!

[Sailor Steve]

I seem to remember seeing a variant of that joke here a long time ago, the difference being the punch line was about the favorite team blowing their chance at the championship.

It's good to see it again.

[GoldenRivet]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I seem to remember seeing a variant of that joke here a long time ago, the difference being the punch line was about the favorite team blowing their chance at the championship.

It's good to see it again.

posted by yours truly i do believe

EDIT: been searching. cant seem to find it, perhaps i posted it elsewhere? good joke anyhow.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

EDIT: been searching. cant seem to find it, perhaps i posted it elsewhere? good joke anyhow.

I have searched high and low for the old 'Awesome Jokes' thread, and I can't find it anywhere. I'm sure that it's not too old, since Frau K herself posted on it, but it seems to be just plain gone. Maybe yours was there.