Joke Thread

Jimbuna · 12-10-10, 08:44 AM

Outrageous, the student protesters attacked Prince Charles car and a helpless looking horse.
Prince Charles was reported to be fine, but Camilla was a little shaken ...

Sailor Steve · 12-11-10, 11:54 PM

This hyar's a hillbilly joke. If'n any of y'all are offended...well, I don't think anybody who'd be offended could actually read, so who cares?

Luke and Rufus meet each other on a bridge. Noticing the bag in Luke's hand, Rufus asks "Hey, Luke, watcha got in t' bag?"

Luke answers "Some baby pigs."

Rufus: "How many?"

Luke: "I tell ya what. If you can guess, I'll give ya both of 'em."

Rufus thinks for a minute and asks "Five?"

Jimbuna · 12-12-10, 12:51 PM

How can the world end in 2012, if i have a Yogurt that expires in 2013?

12-12-10, 06:58 PM

The Humane Society of America was trying to outlaw those Round bales of Hay you see everywhere.
They claimed animals were not getting a Square meal.

Those against this proved the animals were still getting a well rounded diet.

12-10-10, 08:44 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Outrageous, the student protesters attacked Prince Charles car and a helpless looking horse. Prince Charles was reported to be fine, but Camilla was a little shaken ... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-11-10, 11:54 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	This hyar's a hillbilly joke. If'n any of y'all are offended...well, I don't think anybody who'd be offended could actually read, so who cares? Luke and Rufus meet each other on a bridge. Noticing the bag in Luke's hand, Rufus asks "Hey, Luke, watcha got in t' bag?" Luke answers "Some baby pigs." Rufus: "How many?" Luke: "I tell ya what. If you can guess, I'll give ya both of 'em." Rufus thinks for a minute and asks "Five?" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-12-10, 12:51 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How can the world end in 2012, if i have a Yogurt that expires in 2013? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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12-12-10, 06:58 PM	#4
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	The Humane Society of America was trying to outlaw those Round bales of Hay you see everywhere. They claimed animals were not getting a Square meal. Those against this proved the animals were still getting a well rounded diet.