Joke Thread

Sailor Steve · 12-09-10, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Meh

/cave

My problem is that I've already told all my good jokes. They'd be new to you, but everybody else would be saying "What? Not that again!"

Spike88 · 12-09-10, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

My problem is that I've already told all my good jokes. They'd be new to you, but everybody else would be saying "What? Not that again!"

They'd be new to me as I hardly wander over from General Games to General topics.

Edit: I have a few, but thinking and booze don't get along.

antikristuseke · 12-09-10, 08:39 AM

If you're female, it's really hard. First you're a baby, then a child and a girl and a woman and all these things are happening to you.
But if you are male, you are born, you have one finger up your nose and the other hand on your dick and then you get taller. And that is really it!

Jimbuna · 12-09-10, 12:10 PM

I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today.

Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse.

12-09-10, 12:10 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,914 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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12-09-10, 08:39 AM	#3
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	If you're female, it's really hard. First you're a baby, then a child and a girl and a woman and all these things are happening to you. But if you are male, you are born, you have one finger up your nose and the other hand on your dick and then you get taller. And that is really it!