How to make a movie that pretentious arty farty types will love

krashkart · 12-04-10, 12:49 PM

^^ Heehee! XD

Buddahaid · 12-04-10, 01:15 PM

I'll take the still long shots over the cameraman with alzheimer's any day. I know let's make the camera so shakey no one can tell how bad the scene is! Add some eerie music and voila, any modern POS movie with zero plot for those with no attention span. Oh wait, that's all modern movies, duh.

onelifecrisis · 12-04-10, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

I'll take the still long shots over the cameraman with alzheimer's any day. I know let's make the camera so shakey no one can tell how bad the scene is! Add some eerie music and voila, any modern POS movie with zero plot for those with no attention span. Oh wait, that's all modern movies, duh.

I bet my "attention span" is longer than yours.

Buddahaid · 12-04-10, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by onelifecrisis

I bet my "attention span" is longer than yours.

What?

onelifecrisis · 12-04-10, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

What?

Just having fun, no offense intended.

Buddahaid · 12-04-10, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by onelifecrisis

Just having fun, no offense intended.

Sorry, that was a joke about whatever it was we were talking about.

onelifecrisis · 12-04-10, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Sorry, that was a joke about whatever it was we were talking about.

What?

krashkart · 12-04-10, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

I'll take the still long shots over the cameraman with alzheimer's any day. I know let's make the camera so shakey no one can tell how bad the scene is! Add some eerie music and voila, any modern POS movie with zero plot for those with no attention span. Oh wait, that's all modern movies, duh.

Hrmm... movies that will make you vomit (but not just because they suck).

12-04-10, 01:15 PM	#2
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12-04-10, 12:49 PM	#1
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	^^ Heehee! XD