Hollywood body counts

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Gotta love the bit by Rowan Atkinson.

Haha, that's hilarious!

Atkinson: You don't understand. I can't walk... they've tied my shoelaces together.
Sheen: A knot... Bastards!

The President got his moments too.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?