The porn stick

nikimcbee · 11-18-10, 10:03 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of :

joulupukki

arpakuutio

or if he's at the Keira page:
Appilan pappilan apupapin papupata pankolla kiehuu ja kuohuu.

antikristuseke · 11-18-10, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

joulupukki

Why the hell would anyone yell Santa during their climax?

That is even more ridiculous than my "darts" suggestion.

frau kaleun · 11-18-10, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Why the hell would anyone yell Santa during their climax?

Santa's been around a long time. The cookies and milk just don't cut it any more if you want him to leave you the really good stuff.

antikristuseke · 11-18-10, 10:08 PM

Edit: Someone, please lift the tone of tis discussion, i seem to be plunging it into the depths of hell.

frau kaleun · 11-18-10, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Edit: Someone, please lift the tone of tis discussion, i seem to be plunging it into the depths of hell.

All things considered, it's probably for the best if you just get used to it now.

Weiss Pinguin · 11-18-10, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Great, now you have burned the image of Dowly diping his cookies into his own manmilk in my head.

Edit: Someone, please lift the tone of tis discussion, i seem to be plunging it into the depths of hell.

How about some boobies?

Yeesh, you'd think a thread about porn would've gotten here sooner

CaptainHaplo · 11-19-10, 01:27 AM

Well since santa was brought into the conversation......

You all do know he is absolutely stone bonkers right? After all, you would be too if you lived a$$ deep in snow, was up to your ears in reindeer crap, and only came once a year........

*if your gonna drag a thread down, might as well do it right.....

nikimcbee · 11-18-10, 10:11 PM

I dunno, I suppose Mr. Ferret needs to answer that one.

antikristuseke · 11-18-10, 10:21 PM

I guess I just have way too much free time at work and am doing my best to put in a last ditch effort for the 2010 best of subsim humour award

nikimcbee · 11-18-10, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I guess I just have way too much free time at work and am doing my best to put in a last ditch effort for the 2010 best of subsim humour award

You're blogging at work!?!

Can't say I've every done that....no wait...nevermind.

antikristuseke · 11-18-10, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

You're blogging at work!?!

Can't say I've every done that....no wait...nevermind.

I work as a night time security guard/admin in a university natural sciences building. There are no blind approaches and when I am not wasting time on forums I am reading a book while keeping an eye on the cameras every line or two. In the last six months haven't had to do much anything to actually secure the place other than suggest upgrades to the electronic surveilance systems, but cant go into details abotu that for obvious reasons.
Other than the sometimes dreadfully long hours this is the easyest job in the world, provided you can pay attention.

nikimcbee · 11-18-10, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I work as a night time security guard/admin in a university natural sciences building. There are no blind approaches and when I am not wasting time on forums I am reading a book while keeping an eye on the cameras every line or two. In the last six months haven't had to do much anything to actually secure the place other than suggest upgrades to the electronic surveilance systems, but cant go into details abotu that for obvious reasons.
Other than the sometimes dreadfully long hours this is the easyest job in the world, provided you can pay attention.

Dare I hi-jack the thread, but is this film about you then?

I thought you had less hair though?

breadcatcher101 · 11-18-10, 10:21 PM

In regards to the subject and to some of the threads, we are going to need a longer stick.

Or a bigger boat?? No, that was the movie "Jaws".

Some of you have an excellent sense of humor, I have learned to drink with a straw to avoid wetting my keyboard.

frau kaleun · 11-18-10, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by breadcatcher101

Some of you have an excellent sense of humor, I have learned to drink with a straw to avoid wetting my keyboard.

Dowly uses an old sock.

Oh, wait, you said drink. Never mind!

nikimcbee · 11-18-10, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by breadcatcher101

In regards to the subject and to some of the threads, we are going to need a longer stick.

Or a bigger boat?? No, that was the movie "Jaws".

Some of you have an excellent sense of humor, I have learned to drink with a straw to avoid wetting my keyboard.

Score point: Team Breadcatcher101.
Nice catch

11-18-10, 10:03 PM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I was thinking more along the lines of : joulupukki arpakuutio or if he's at the Keira page: Appilan pappilan apupapin papupata pankolla kiehuu ja kuohuu. __________________

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Edit: Someone, please lift the tone of tis discussion, i seem to be plunging it into the depths of hell. Last edited by Onkel Neal; 11-19-10 at 09:26 AM. Reason: tone lifted, per request

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CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,405 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Well since santa was brought into the conversation...... You all do know he is absolutely stone bonkers right? After all, you would be too if you lived a$$ deep in snow, was up to your ears in reindeer crap, and only came once a year........ *if your gonna drag a thread down, might as well do it right..... __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I dunno, I suppose Mr. Ferret needs to answer that one. __________________ Last edited by Onkel Neal; 11-19-10 at 09:26 AM.

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11-18-10, 10:21 PM	#9
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I guess I just have way too much free time at work and am doing my best to put in a last ditch effort for the 2010 best of subsim humour award

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breadcatcher101 Captain Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southeastern USA Posts: 546 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	In regards to the subject and to some of the threads, we are going to need a longer stick. Or a bigger boat?? No, that was the movie "Jaws". Some of you have an excellent sense of humor, I have learned to drink with a straw to avoid wetting my keyboard.