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Old 11-11-10, 07:05 AM   #16
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Hows Balz going to explain this to Doenitz when/if he gets back to Germany
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Old 11-11-10, 11:43 AM   #17
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Sounds to me like someone made a 'Balz up'
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Old 11-11-10, 09:09 PM   #18
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I sense an idea for a sitcom: "Balz's Island"

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."
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Old 11-12-10, 05:50 AM   #19
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I sense an idea for a sitcom: "Balz's Island"

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."
And each episode ends with the line...."BERNARRRD!!!!
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Old 11-12-10, 06:02 AM   #20
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I sense an idea for a sitcom: "Balz's Island"

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."
Zee Boat Zee Boatttt!
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Old 11-12-10, 08:00 AM   #21
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Eat Bernard and they might find a way off of the island.
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Old 11-12-10, 08:29 AM   #22
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Eat Bernard and they might find a way off of the island.
Zombie thread is somewhere else...
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Old 11-12-10, 09:16 AM   #23
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"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."
...That started from a Gallic port
Aboard a tiny ship.

The mates were mighty sailin' men
The skipper brave and sure
But the IWO was named Bernard -
A disease that has no cure
A disease that has no cure

The Tommies started playing rough
A load of bombs they tossed
They missed Bernard - now that's a shame
The u-boat could be lost
The u-boat could be lost

The ship's aground on the shore of this
Uncharted tropic isle
With young Bernard
The skipper too
His forty thieves
And hoochie girls
The skipper said
"My tea co-zees, if you please -
I'll call this Balz's Isle."

So this is the tale of our castaways
They're here 'til who knows when
They'll have to wait 'til Brag shows up
To bring things to an end

The sailors and their skipper too
Will do their very best
To lose Bernard in the jungle there
Right near a hornet's nest

No food, no schnapps, no Frau Kaleun
Poor Balzie has a sad
But if they could just shake Bernard
It wouldn't be too bad

So join us here on Subsim, friends
You're sure to get a smile
From our hoochie woochie castaways
Here on Balz's Isle!
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Old 11-12-10, 09:52 AM   #24
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The artists work
Was all in vain
Sh!thouse Poet
Strikes again!!
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Old 11-12-10, 10:02 AM   #25
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The artists work
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Sh!thouse Poet
Strikes again!!
First thing this morning I log in and read the new posts in this thread... and get that stupid tune stuck in my head. REVENGE IS SWEET.
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Old 11-12-10, 10:22 AM   #26
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First thing this morning I log in and read the new posts in this thread... and get that stupid tune stuck in my head. REVENGE IS SWEET.
What tune?
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Old 11-12-10, 10:38 AM   #27
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Old 11-12-10, 11:49 AM   #28
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Ah right...that is going back a few years
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A FEW??!!??
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A FEW??!!??
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