Does that look like a bear to you?

frau kaleun · 10-14-10, 05:10 PM

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I have heard that the best way to protect yourself during a bear attack is to roll into a tight ball and cover your face but I am pretty sure a flame-thrower or a special suit that metal spikes spring out of when you press a button would be more effective.

Task Force · 10-14-10, 05:17 PM

Hmm, I perfer useing a tank... much easyer, and you can hide lunch in it!

frau kaleun · 10-14-10, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

Hmm, I perfer useing a tank... much easyer, and you can hide lunch in it!

yubba · 10-14-10, 05:33 PM

Looks like a bear coat wearing a dog.& I' m tired and I want to go home, all I want to do is too go to bed, had a little drink about an hour ago , and it went right too my head.

Reece · 10-14-10, 06:39 PM

Yeh!! The guy's a nut job!

Jimbuna · 10-15-10, 07:32 AM

danzig70 · 10-15-10, 03:02 PM

Hilarious! Sarcasm is the best way to deal with the government.

Weiss Pinguin · 10-15-10, 03:52 PM

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Due to the abundant supply of cats in the area, I'm surprised bears bother with the trash at all. As I have run over at least four cats this week and one of those did not put up much of a chase, it may be suggested that elderly residents and their cats pose more of an attraction for bears than unsecured trash. For the safety of all residents, section 9 of the MPOA Agreement should probably be amended to state that all cats, and their elderly owners, be kept in bear-proof containers.

Arclight · 10-16-10, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by danzig70

Hilarious! Sarcasm is the best way to deal with the government.

That or blackmail.

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How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to email you the remaining eighty six photos of my dog dressed as a bear.

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,798 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Yeh!! The guy's a nut job! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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10-14-10, 05:33 PM	#4
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	Looks like a bear coat wearing a dog.& I' m tired and I want to go home, all I want to do is too go to bed, had a little drink about an hour ago , and it went right too my head.