Lewis Black famously pointed out that the end of the universe exists right here in Houston where there's a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks on the corner of West Gray and Shepherd.
Well it just got worse. There's now a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks across the street from...another Starbucks.
O Noze! They only have to build one on the last corner to complete the Starbuckgate Vortex sucking all of the world through to the alternate universe where every building is a Starbucks cafe!