What i did on July 4th 2010...

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by thorn69

Lets see...

I urinated blood with large clots about 25 times yesterday (felt like I was pissing razorblades) and screamed in sheer agony all while being doped up on hydrocodone 10-650 and UTA capsules. Had a kidney stone last Monday and tried to pass it but it was pronged and it got stuck in my urinary tract (HURT LIKE A __FILL IN THE BLANK__!!!!). It was only 3mm but to a guy it might as well been a football coated in spines!

Eventually, I had to have surgery which went well but it left a stint with a very irritating string hanging out of my manhood (it's sort of cool because it comes out when I pee and then goes back in about a minute later) to be pulled out by the doctor sometime tomorrow.

In a way, I'm horrified since they won't knock me out when they pull this thing out, but it's so uncomfortable to have it in, I'm just about on the verge of pulling it out myself. So yeah, it's been an eventful 4th I'd say. Not exactly what I was hoping for, but at least I haven't had to go back to work for over a week.

Good luck with that

Had me cross-eyed just reading it