Nikimcbee's solution to the N Korea crisis

[nikimcbee]

I was discussing the subject with a korean engineer that I work with. Here is my idea. We need to inflict maximum damage on N Korea, so they will know not to mess with the West anymore.
Since they have no economy or anything valuable to bomb, what do we attack?

We'll here's where the mcbee plan comes in.

1. Cut off KJI netflix account.
2. scramble KJI's satelite TV connection.
3. Bomb KJI's DVD bunker.
4. Bomb the factory that makes the paris hilton sunglasses and HRC commie pantsuits.

That should bring him to his knees. Deprive him what is most important.


Sure, there will be the local trolls (subsim) here that will scream:


But, if you want to make an omlette, you gotta break some eggs.

[TLAM Strike]

I propose the "TLAM Plan":

[Weiss Pinguin]

It's the only way to be sure.

[GoldenRivet]

Fu*kin A

[TarJak]

I thought this was The McBee Solution:

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by TarJak

I thought this was The McBee Solution:

That's part 2. We feed the mcbees Rocky and Boudreaux some broccoli, generic soft dogfood, then launch them into the North! No creature can survive the Boston gas!

[Admiral8Q]

Don't forget to put some TNT along the border...

[Zachstar]

You also have to make sure you bomb his porn collection.

Jokes aside tho. If NK makes good on its threat and starts lobbing artillery. KJI will die in his dream of hell on earth. Sad thing is millions would likely go with him. NK artillery could kill hundreds of thousands of people if its not countered fast enough and you can bet your ass they will send human waves of people who have been taught from birth to revere him as some sort of super person or god. Millions....

I just hope this joke will be funny next month.

[Admiral8Q]

Originally Posted by Zachstar

If NK makes good on its threat and starts lobbing artillery. KJI will die in his dream of hell on earth. Sad thing is millions would likely go with him. NK artillery could kill hundreds of thousands of people if its not countered fast enough and you can bet your ass they will send human waves of people who have been taught from birth to revere him as some sort of super person or god. Millions....

That's what Canadian snipers are for. Take out the leader.

[raymond6751]

Instead of dropping explosives, from high altitudes, drop food and propaganda to his starving millions. Let them take care of him.

Put a really big price on his head.

Stop paying N. Korea to be nice. All of that money is going into his military anyway. (or his private Swiss bank account)

Sow food crop seeds from the air across the land, to grow food that doesn't have to be government controlled.

Sow counterfeit N. Korean money everywhere in the countryside, by air, to undermine his currency.

[Admiral8Q]

Originally Posted by raymond6751

Instead of dropping explosives, from high altitudes, drop food and propaganda to his starving millions. Let them take care of him.

Put a really big price on his head.

Stop paying N. Korea to be nice. All of that money is going into his military anyway. (or his private Swiss bank account)

Sow food crop seeds from the air across the land, to grow food that doesn't have to be government controlled.

Sow counterfeit N. Korean money everywhere in the countryside, by air, to undermine his currency.

Wow, you really have it down pat! You should be a Canadian General!!!

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by Admiral8Q

Wow, you really have it down pat! You should be a Canadian General!!!

Sorry but this is why Canada never won a war...
(^Kidding, I'm a fan of my neighbors to the north but there are problems with your ideas...)

Originally Posted by raymond6751

Instead of dropping explosives, from high altitudes, drop food and propaganda to his starving millions. Let them take care of him.

I'm sure the million troops + police will let them keep that.

"That food is confiscated in the name of the Dear Leader!" *Whack*

Listening to South Korean radio is a crime in the North, I imagine the punishment for reading propaganda leaflets would be quite draconian...

Put a really big price on his head.

How did that work out with Osama Bin Laden?

Stop paying N. Korea to be nice. All of that money is going into his military anyway. (or his private Swiss bank account)

Only one here that makes sense...

Sow food crop seeds from the air across the land, to grow food that doesn't have to be government controlled.

Again troops with guns who can tell you where to live. Plus the North is mostly mountains so there is little farmland and its hard to sow seeds without someone on the ground unless you are sowing weeds.

Sow counterfeit N. Korean money everywhere in the countryside, by air, to undermine his currency.

The NK Won is already worthless. it takes 142 NKW to equal 1 USD. Some stores in the DPRK don't accept their own currency they only accept the USD or Japanese Yen. Most of the DPRK's manufacturing capabilities are geared to military production and the DPRK can't export weapons (legally) so getting foreign currency is hard, their only real export is ore- which is not hard to get elsewhere.

[Jimbuna]

I'm simply hoping all the NK offensive capability hardware is plotted accurately and on a target map/list with adequate means allocated to take it out quickly and effectively if and when the shooting starts.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Zachstar

You also have to make sure you bomb his porn collection.

Jokes aside tho. If NK makes good on its threat and starts lobbing artillery. KJI will die in his dream of hell on earth. Sad thing is millions would likely go with him. NK artillery could kill hundreds of thousands of people if its not countered fast enough and you can bet your ass they will send human waves of people who have been taught from birth to revere him as some sort of super person or god. Millions....

I just hope this joke will be funny next month.

Yeah, joking aside, if this actually turns into a fight, I wonder if there would be any foreign intervention like the last time (see China, Russia). I hope SK has a good counter battery fireplan

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I hope SK has a good counter battery fireplan

Lets see the ROK and USFK has access to US recce sats, dones, GPS and laser range finding for plotting counter battery fire.

The DPRK has access to Google Earth on the Dear Leaders laptop and a pair of Zeiss binocs.

I would go with the south. I bet every tube the ROK and USFK has along the the DMZ has all the critical DPRK targets line up and ready to go at a moments notice.