Zombies! What are you going to do when...

[Takeda Shingen]

Well, then I am going to have to echo a question of August's that never got answered: What zombies are we talking about here? If we are talking about the classical walking corpses, then a blunt force melee weapon, like a baseball bat, will do a number on them. However, if we are talking those new-fangled agile and jumpy ones, then melee is certain death.