Ubisoft DRM FAQ's

longam · 04-26-10, 03:41 PM

Q: Why must I upgrade from windows 95 to run this game!
A: You...

Nisgeis · 04-26-10, 04:02 PM

Q: Queue?
A: Eh?

IanC · 04-26-10, 05:48 PM

Q:Eh?
A:What?

04-26-10, 10:56 PM

Q: I will not have internet for a long time, what do I have to do?

A: Fu*k yourself or buy a dog

Noren · 04-27-10, 03:16 AM

Q: Why was the game released with tons of bugs?
A: Development wanted to be in keeping with present industrial standards

thyro · 04-27-10, 07:21 AM

Q: Is DRM flawed?
A: Yes it is

Q: Can DRM be fixed?
A: Yes it can be fixed by applying DRM mod fix.

Q: Do I need DRM to play SH5 offline
A: Yes and NO! But you decide which one you prefer.

robbo180265 · 04-27-10, 08:15 AM

"Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered.
They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!"

As on topic as the Q & A session, and a whole lot funnier

flag4 · 04-29-10, 10:31 AM

To those who dont like all the moaning about DRM...

...if you think about all the things that people have fought for/against over the years, like voting, nuclear disarmament, human rights, gay rights, apartheid etc etc...

if they had not gone on and on and on and fought and aired their views about what they were passionate for and cared for, then, chances are none of the above would be in existence. And the powers that be would have MORE power.

so i take my hat off to them - because if you care that much IT DOES MATTER!

Westbroek · 04-29-10, 10:34 AM

Whoa... Comparing DRM to apartheid and human rights might be kind of a stretch.

04-26-10, 04:02 PM	#2
Nisgeis Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,909 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 11	Q: Queue? A: Eh? __________________ -------------------------------- This space left intentionally blank.

04-27-10, 07:21 AM	#6
thyro Commander Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: on a rock surrounded by water, that people call it UK Posts: 473 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Q: Is DRM flawed? A: Yes it is Q: Can DRM be fixed? A: Yes it can be fixed by applying DRM mod fix. Q: Do I need DRM to play SH5 offline A: Yes and NO! But you decide which one you prefer. __________________ "The good news is that you’re never, ever more than 6 miles from land. The bad news is, the land is straight down!"

04-29-10, 10:31 AM	#8
flag4 Watch Officer Join Date: May 2007 Location: as far away as possible Posts: 1,625 Downloads: 147 Uploads: 0	To those who dont like all the moaning about DRM... ...if you think about all the things that people have fought for/against over the years, like voting, nuclear disarmament, human rights, gay rights, apartheid etc etc... if they had not gone on and on and on and fought and aired their views about what they were passionate for and cared for, then, chances are none of the above would be in existence. And the powers that be would have MORE power. so i take my hat off to them - because if you care that much IT DOES MATTER! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ' We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.' Kurt Vonnegut

04-29-10, 10:34 AM	#9
Westbroek Lieutenant Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: LA Posts: 256 Downloads: 121 Uploads: 0	Whoa... Comparing DRM to apartheid and human rights might be kind of a stretch. __________________ .Godspeed.

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04-26-10, 03:41 PM	#1
longam Admiral Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,014 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Q: Why must I upgrade from windows 95 to run this game! A: You...

04-26-10, 05:48 PM	#3
IanC Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Running silent and deep Posts: 902 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Q:Eh? A:What?

04-26-10, 10:56 PM	#4
esculapio Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Q: I will not have internet for a long time, what do I have to do? A: Fu*k yourself or buy a dog

04-27-10, 03:16 AM	#5
Noren 中国水兵 Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 284 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Q: Why was the game released with tons of bugs? A: Development wanted to be in keeping with present industrial standards

04-27-10, 08:15 AM	#7
robbo180265 Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brighton, England.Party capital of the south Posts: 2,255 Downloads: 126 Uploads: 0	"Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!" As on topic as the Q & A session, and a whole lot funnier